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Things EVERY guy does.

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Roland69

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33. Owns a Mustang and beats alot of hondas and has friends.
34. Owns a Camaro and grows a mullet looses to hondas and firefly's and has no friends.
 
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35. blacks out and wakes up in a pool of there own vomit.
 

69clark

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36. Deny looking at other women to their G/F and/or wives.
 

urban96

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37. thinks $10 is a lot to spend on a haircut
 

poneypower89

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38) Still buy toys not matter how old we get.

(I just came home with some foxbody hotwheels last night )
 

Caldwell

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39:
a) Masturbate
b) Jerk off
c) Tug It
d) Pull it
e) Bat one off
f) Release It
g) Pop the pressure
h) Choke the chicken
i) Beat off
j) Play with yourself
k) Wank off
l) Jack off
m) stroke it
n) grease the axle
o) wax the rod
p) a 3some with Palmula and Ahanda
q) pull the peter
r) squeeze one off
s) spank the monkey
t) polish the knob
u) wrestle the one-eyed monster
v) peel the banana
w) pound/beat the meat
x) rub one out
y) dick off
z) whistle the dixie
 

ES Stangin

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Caldwell said:
39:
a) Masturbate
b) Jerk off
c) Tug It
d) Pull it
e) Bat one off
f) Release It
g) Pop the pressure
h) Choke the chicken
i) Beat off
j) Play with yourself
k) Wank off
l) Jack off
m) stroke it
n) grease the axle
o) wax the rod
p) a 3some with Palmula and Ahanda
q) pull the peter
r) squeeze one off
s) spank the monkey
t) polish the knob
u) wrestle the one-eyed monster
v) peel the banana
w) pound/beat the meat
x) rub one out
y) dick off
z) whistle the dixie
Click to expand...
 

larrendeuce

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40. Works on his own cars, fixes any problem with the house and property, and would perform his own surgery if he didn't pass out from shock.
 
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zZsKyZz

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41. If it ain't broken, make it better.
42. If you can't make it better, break it.
43. Watch TV.
44. Eat steak. [vegeterians are ***s.]
45. Rock out with the **** out.
46. Go fast.
47. Curse...alot.
48. As long as our hair is there, we're happy.
 

WhiteStallionGT

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Feb 22, 2006
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Caldwell said:
39:
a) Masturbate
b) Jerk off
c) Tug It
d) Pull it
e) Bat one off
f) Release It
g) Pop the pressure
h) Choke the chicken
i) Beat off
j) Play with yourself
k) Wank off
l) Jack off
m) stroke it
n) grease the axle
o) wax the rod
p) a 3some with Palmula and Ahanda
q) pull the peter
r) squeeze one off
s) spank the monkey
t) polish the knob
u) wrestle the one-eyed monster
v) peel the banana
w) pound/beat the meat
x) rub one out
y) dick off
z) whistle the dixie
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HOLYCRAP
 

Guero

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49. own guns!!(should be number one.)
50.Denies to Jacking off
51.Lie about how many chicks they ****ed
 

94gts

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Feb 22, 2006
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52. Never tell another guy his zipper is down.
53. Assist any other man that may be in need of assistance in obtaining every guys dream (threesome with two girls)
54. What Caldwell said
 

RedStallion43

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55. Head-nod greetings
56. Never change a roll of toilet paper
 

94gts

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57. Always leave the seat UP
 

BlueOvalStangGT

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Feb 23, 2006
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58.) Hopes to oneday partake in a heist
59.) Dreams of owning a pet monkey that will battle you everytime everyday on your return from work
60.) Wishes he could spit venom
61.) Reads a list of 60 things every guy does
 

Caldwell

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ES Stangin said:
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WhiteStallionGT said:
HOLYCRAP
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94gts said:
52. Never tell another guy his zipper is down.
53. Assist any other man that may be in need of assistance in obtaining every guys dream (threesome with two girls)
54. What Caldwell said
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That list took a lot longer than I thought it would
 

95Vert

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ROFLMAO, funniest part is that it's all true. Especially Caldwell's and then Gueros.
 
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