This could be interesting....

SQUEEZE&STROKE · Nov 30, 2005

Joes95GT said:
Now that is Fk'n gross. Everyone can make fun of me all they want - I wouldn't ever in a million years do that. If I pissed on my girlfriend she'd turn into Loraina Bobbet (I think that's how you spell her name).

Joe

No me gusta Lorena Bobbit! She is teh scary

reject5.0 · Nov 30, 2005

Ram000 said:
wtf is a tea-bag?

Urban Dictionary defines "tea bag" as this:

To place testicles in someone's mouth and procede in a up and down motion, like a tea bag.

Blackened302 · Nov 30, 2005

SQUEEZE&STROKE said:
Now...has anyone pee'd on any one else in a sexual way? I never have...but My friend wife told me that he (Paul) like to be pee'd on in the shower. I dont see the fascination with it...but I have never tried it so I wont diss it.

Any one experience this?

damnet, you had to mention that name... now everyone's gonna knock on me thinking I'm the one you're talking about... amnit:

but yeah, urinating on someone or getting urinated on for sexual gratification is just something i don't understand... i don't see how it turns people on, and i'd rather not know.

stanglvrsgrl · Nov 30, 2005

yea thats pretty nasty. I have heard of alot worse things tho. But I guess everyone has their likes and dislikes. But being pee'd on is too extreme thats like marking your territory or something, not cool

95riosnake · Nov 30, 2005

SQUEEZE&STROKE said:
Now...has anyone pee'd on any one else in a sexual way?

A guy I work with says his favorite thing is to sit on the toilet naked, then have his g/f piss all over him, then go get it on in the shower....he says its a huge turn-on for him. I think he's just F***'ed up personally.

I think I'll pass on the piss.

Blackened302 · Nov 30, 2005

95riosnake said:
A guy I work with says his favorite thing is to sit on the toilet naked, then have his g/f piss all over him, then go get it on in the shower....he says its a huge turn-on for him. I think he's just F***'ed up personally.

I think I'll pass on the piss.

Joes95GT · Nov 30, 2005

95riosnake said:
A guy I work with says his favorite thing is to sit on the toilet naked, then have his g/f piss all over him, then go get it on in the shower....he says its a huge turn-on for him. I think he's just F***'ed up personally.

I think I'll pass on the piss.

Joe

xr8d302 · Nov 30, 2005

Pissing on people?

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lol

Yeah, honestly, not my thing. If I was really drunk and someone was passed out, I'd definitely teabag them just for kicks.

Depending on how drunk I am, I could probably be pursuaded to leave a loaf on their chest too.

Joes95GT · Nov 30, 2005

Cleveland Steamer!!!

Joe

Zero Signal · Nov 30, 2005

I give it a couple more pages before someone admits to being a blumpkin fiend.

rgs · Nov 30, 2005

omfg this thread is amazing!!

k i've personally never tried the licking of the pooper. to me it seems kinda weird, but its not something i would totally dismiss from the bedroom.

BUT the peeing is something i am TOTALLY against, that just flat out weird to me...

stprorolla49 · Nov 30, 2005

rgs said:
omfg this thread is amazing!!

k i've personally never tried the licking of the pooper. to me it seems kinda weird, but its not something i would totally dismiss from the bedroom.

BUT the peeing is something i am TOTALLY against, that just flat out weird to me...

yea idk i'f i'd lick the pooper....poo's got all kindas nasty bacteria and **** in it, and the peeing thing...HOLY CRAP IS THAT GROSS!!!...i'll reserve my peeing for the toilet thanks.....goin along on the tea bag note, i have personally witnessed a buddy of mine do it to a chick last year...it was so hard not to wake her up because i was laughing SOOO hard after like 2 min, me and this other chick just burst out laughing so loud that it woke the chick up who had been bagged......she was so drunk that she didnt know what the **** was goin on....

CManT1914 · Nov 30, 2005

This thread needs to be renamed to horny guys' sexual fantasies. It's outta control!

DFG 5OH · Nov 30, 2005

i really cant believe this hasent been locked yet

95Vert · Nov 30, 2005

stanglvrsgrl said:
too much info

I lick the ass when it's clean, sometimes. I hardly do it cause she doesn't really like it, but she goes crazy with the other part.

95Vert · Nov 30, 2005

Oh, and teabagging is bad ass. They can use their hand to stroke the wiwis and their mouth for the sack. uuuuummmm.

What's a blumpkin fiend?

Blackened302 · Nov 30, 2005

95Vert said:
I lick the ass when it's clean, sometimes. I hardly do it cause she doesn't really like it, but she goes crazy with the other part.

don't they all, hehehehehehe

WhiteStallionGT · Nov 30, 2005

This thread is getting dirty. I love it.

stanglvrsgrl · Nov 30, 2005

this has gotten outta control, but its hilarious and I am learning more about the male brain with every post yall make.

xr8d302 · Nov 30, 2005

With every "this is outta control" and "This thread is hilarious/amazing", I get more and more proud of the fact that it's my post.

Caldwell however, is the entire reason that it went from regular talk to a deep conversation about swindling the tongue in the starfish.

BTW, my girlfriend now thinks I'm a complete pervert. I'm going to try and teabag her tonight for that comment, I'll let you's know how it goes...

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