Too good of a joke not to share.

[95Vert]

One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The lady from next door was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me.

"You should be hung."

I took a drink from my bottle of Bud, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Wal-Mart Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosy b#tch and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."

 

[The Green GT]

I know this didnt happen,


lol

 

[Kevin R.]

HAHAHA. I love it.

 

[yellow1995Cobra]

hahahahaha thats awesome!

 

[Guero]

Took me a minute to get it, to funny!!!!!!!!!

 

[95Vert]

Took me a minute to get it, to funny!!!!!!!!!

You're like a woman. They laugh at jokes 3 times.
1st laugh: When the man tells it and everyone else is laughing.
2nd laugh: When the man explains it to her in front of everyone, so she laughs to not feel stupid.
3. When they get it. You catch them laughing at the joke 30 min. later.

 

[Guero]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you explain it to me now??

 

[95Vert]

Read it again and come back in 30 minutes.

 

[Guero]

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[Guero]

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[Guero]

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Oh i get it ahahahahahahahahhahah that was funny!!!!!!!!!! "cough"idiot"cough" ahahahahaha

 

[STANGateURlilSS]

hahaha

 

[nmcgrawj]

lol

 

[ProKiller]

that was a good one....nice way to brighten up work a bit.

 

[urban96]

story of my life

 

[timeless2]

story of my life

You're the one who has to mow the lawn?

 

[WhiteStallionGT]

I feel so ****ing stupid, I don't get it.

 

[urban96]

You're the one who has to mow the lawn?

shhh you werent supposed to tell

 

[gcomfx.com]

I'm really surprised at all the feedback, this joke is old. LOL

 

[Ozz]

"hanged", despite sounding wrong, would be correct.

But anyway... ha ha!