Actually I REALLY find this one funny.
2005 Mustang GT Coupe, $26,995, yellow, 10,100 mi, front wipers - intermittent: variable intermittent, driver mirror adjustment: power, engine immobilizer: engine immobilizer, seatbelt pretensioners: front, stabilizer bar: front and rear, cylinders: 8, driven wheels: rear wheel drive, center console: front console with storage, emergency trunk release: interior trunk release, antenna type: mast, adjustable front headrests: height adjustable headrests, horse power: 300, front suspension type: macpherson strut, cruise control: cruise control, abs: 4-wheel abs, diameter: 17, power windows: power windows, midyear release: no, cupholders: front, power door locks: remote power door locks, size: temporary, child seat anchors: child seat anchors, active anti-theft system, type: bucket, total number of speakers: 4, tachometer: tachometer, traction control: traction control, mount location: inside, head restraint test rating (iihs): not tested, number of front headrests: 2, watts: 120, cruise controls on steering wheel: cruise controls, vanity mirrors: dual vanity mirrors, electronic brakeforce distribution: electronic brakeforce distribution, seatbelt force limiters: front, manual / automatic: manual, height adjustable: height adjustable, low fuel level: low fuel level, manual adjustments: 2, one-touch windows: 1, in-dash cd: single cd player, clock: clock, independent: front, manufacturer's engine code: 99h, power adjustments: 6, front air conditioning zones: single, valve gear: single overhead camshaft, passenger mirror adjustment: power, rim type: painted alloy, front air conditioning: air conditioning, door pockets: front, diameter: 17, rear suspension type: solid live axle, rear spoiler: rear spoiler, type: gas, steering wheel: tilt-adjustable, front fog lights: front fog/driving lights, floor mat material: carpet, number of speeds: 5, passenger airbag deactivation: occupant sensing deactivation, rear brakes: ventilated disc, displacement: 4606, radio: am/fm, upholstery: cloth, front brakes: ventilated disc, power steering: power steering, rim type: steel, front seat type: sport, folding: split folding VIN:1ZVFT82H35 Stock No

48321, Call Stevens
Come on you mean a mustang has front wipers? WOW
Center console:Front console with storage? Huh?
abs: 4 wheel abs. As opposed to...?
diameter: 17" What the abs is 17"?
size: temporary. Uhh temporary what?
type: bucket. Ok bucket what, child restraints?
mount location: inside. Hmm I hope he's not talking about traction control.
number of headrests:2, watts 120. Ok so the headrests are 120 watt?
low fuel level: low fuel level, manual adjustments:2. So I can manually adjust my low fuel? I guess that means I have to fill it up.
independant: front. ???
power adjustments:6 again?
rear spoiler: rear spoiler, type:gas, Cool I can have a gas powered rear spoiler. No wonder my mileage sucks
floor mat: carpet, number of speeds:5. My carpet has 5 speeds DAMN.
rear brakes: ventilated disc, displacement: 4606, Those are BIG brakes.
Any wonder why they want soo much for this car? Look at all the special features it has.