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Van Damme > Hasselhoff

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Strype

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HAHA I see a furry peter hahahahaha
 

Strype

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TTT for interestin' conversation
 

Aaron

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BOWTIEKILLR said:
sorry guys...but i cant go any longer with saying it....

michael bolton> all

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ROFL!!! That has to be one of the funniest things I have seen in a while
 
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You are all sadly mistaken

Poindexter rules the world we all live in. Admit it dammit.
 

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Aaron

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I vote for Urkel!

 

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I think Bob Sagett is a bas a$$. I bet he could mop the floor with all uv yas......
 

DMAN302

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Look Its Aaron said:
Thats right S&B I said it!

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Nothing says old school gayness more than any dancing that in any way causes or requires you to point your index finger and or make sweeping movements with said index finger...
 

FrankenStang

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DMAN302 said:
I have heard Chuck noris once took van damme into the back seat of his pathfinder..for a little path finding...if ya know what I mean.
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You'd better spell Norris right or he'll punch you in the left butt cheek. HARD.
 

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~FrankenStang~ said:
You'd better spell Norris right or he'll punch you in the left butt cheek. HARD.
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~FrankenStang~ said:
You'd better spell Norris right or he'll punch you in the left butt cheek. HARD.
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I heard he once blew through the rear end and single handedly descended a testical...
 

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You know, once you get past the funny french accent, Van Damme says some pretty philosophical ****.
 

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Stephen Segal > all
 

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BREAKIN!! GOOD movie
 

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for some reasoni laughed my way through this thread.... that may be because i'm drunk tho
 

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noris...noris...noris....older than most women named doris...I'm a rhymer.
 

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Ah ****, now he's gonna get both cheeks... I hope you have medical insurance...

 

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Ummm, Mr Myagi > ALL. Even Hasslehoff.
Wax on.....Wax off...

 

FrankenStang

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Strype said:
I heard he once blew through the rear end and single handedly descended a testical...
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I heard something similar only it was two rear ends. His wife's and his baby's

..........and Norris was 6 months old at the time...

Hes rutheless I tell you...
 

Strype

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I heard he gargled his mom's breast milk and sprayed his dad's eyes with it over a needless diaper change.
 

FrankenStang

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I heard he gargled his mom's breast milk and sprayed his dad's eyes with it over a needless diaper change.
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Yeah, which blinded him because Norris got his super powers from his mother.
 
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