We have a mole...

DMAN302 said:

Grooming unmentionables as usual..unless biggest looser is on, then watching biggest looser...same as every other dog.

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Strype said:

Right and your spelling has always been too bad for you to have an editorial job what was I thinking

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Daggar said:

We must be Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery careful!

I have it on good authority that the smarter moles may try and pass themselves off as humans!

They may be among us, at this very moment. I'm sure they're wearing a clever disguise designed to fool us into thinking that they're just "one of the guys". Look at the picture below. It can be VERY difficult to distinguish a mole from others. Can you see the mole in this image? If you suspect a mole but are unsure, please contact one of our team.

I agitated, they can become dangerous. If you identify the mole, you should immediately call for backup! Do not attempt to take the mole down on your own, as they might be armed and should be considered as such until we are able to disarm them.

There are some sects of Mole that are well outfitted and well funded. The trouble we may run into is that we may have more than just one. We may discover that we're up against an organised communion of mole. Do not underestimate the capabilities of any potential suspects.

If the opportunity arises for the capture of a mole, it is important that it is taken alive so that testing may be conducted.

If you have not been properly trained to subdue a mole, then you should not attempt the act until proper training is completed. We have several state of the art methods of training at our disposal that have proven to be very effective.

Some of those methods include video based training.

While others may include a more tactile approach.

We've also recently aquired some mobile training equipment. So if travel to a training facility is impossible for you, please arrage to have one our qualified instructors come to your place of business.

Note: The Bill Gates likeness has been replaced by the Strype likeness for more realism.


Advance hand to hand and unarmed combat can also be obtained but you should note that there is a fee associated with this level of training.

The necessary training equipment WILL be issued to you at the start of the basic class. There is no need for you to have to purchase these items.


For those who read this bulleting that are still unclear as to it's content....

This is NOT a mole:

Please to not engage this creature.


Thank you for your attention.

--Daggs
Unit Leader of Mole Assault and Aquisition Team

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super302 said:

cliff notes on "turkey sandwich" please?

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Synned said:

Guys...we can't be that stupid!

OBVIOUSLY dags is just posting that as a distraction...
everything points to him.
MOLE!~

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