We have a mole...
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DMAN302
My mom says thanks for the pearl necklace.
Whether it be Canine or Homosapian I shall find out who put "Turkey Sandwich" in 5.0 Mustang Magazine!!! 
DMAN- where was your dog on the night of the 20th
DMAN- where was your dog on the night of the 20th
DMAN302
My mom says thanks for the pearl necklace.
Grooming unmentionables as usual..unless biggest looser is on, then watching biggest looser...same as every other dog.
1990Coupe
Founding Member
no no no i was most likely grooming my unmentionables as well..
so i was needless to say inconpacitated
so i was needless to say inconpacitated
1990Coupe said:
Right and your spelling has always been too bad for you to have an editorial job what was I thinking
We must be Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery careful!
I have it on good authority that the smarter moles may try and pass themselves off as humans!
They may be among us, at this very moment. I'm sure they're wearing a clever disguise designed to fool us into thinking that they're just "one of the guys". Look at the picture below. It can be VERY difficult to distinguish a mole from others. Can you see the mole in this image? If you suspect a mole but are unsure, please contact one of our team.
I agitated, they can become dangerous. If you identify the mole, you should immediately call for backup! Do not attempt to take the mole down on your own, as they might be armed and should be considered as such until we are able to disarm them.
There are some sects of Mole that are well outfitted and well funded. The trouble we may run into is that we may have more than just one. We may discover that we're up against an organised communion of mole. Do not underestimate the capabilities of any potential suspects.
If the opportunity arises for the capture of a mole, it is important that it is taken alive so that testing may be conducted.
If you have not been properly trained to subdue a mole, then you should not attempt the act until proper training is completed. We have several state of the art methods of training at our disposal that have proven to be very effective.
Some of those methods include video based training.
While others may include a more tactile approach.
We've also recently aquired some mobile training equipment. So if travel to a training facility is impossible for you, please arrage to have one our qualified instructors come to your place of business.
Note: The Bill Gates likeness has been replaced by the Strype likeness for more realism.
Advance hand to hand and unarmed combat can also be obtained but you should note that there is a fee associated with this level of training.
The necessary training equipment WILL be issued to you at the start of the basic class. There is no need for you to have to purchase these items.
For those who read this bulleting that are still unclear as to it's content....
This is NOT a mole:
Please to not engage this creature.
Thank you for your attention.
--Daggs
Unit Leader of Mole Assault and Aquisition Team
I have it on good authority that the smarter moles may try and pass themselves off as humans!
They may be among us, at this very moment. I'm sure they're wearing a clever disguise designed to fool us into thinking that they're just "one of the guys". Look at the picture below. It can be VERY difficult to distinguish a mole from others. Can you see the mole in this image? If you suspect a mole but are unsure, please contact one of our team.
I agitated, they can become dangerous. If you identify the mole, you should immediately call for backup! Do not attempt to take the mole down on your own, as they might be armed and should be considered as such until we are able to disarm them.
There are some sects of Mole that are well outfitted and well funded. The trouble we may run into is that we may have more than just one. We may discover that we're up against an organised communion of mole. Do not underestimate the capabilities of any potential suspects.
If the opportunity arises for the capture of a mole, it is important that it is taken alive so that testing may be conducted.
If you have not been properly trained to subdue a mole, then you should not attempt the act until proper training is completed. We have several state of the art methods of training at our disposal that have proven to be very effective.
Some of those methods include video based training.
While others may include a more tactile approach.
We've also recently aquired some mobile training equipment. So if travel to a training facility is impossible for you, please arrage to have one our qualified instructors come to your place of business.
Note: The Bill Gates likeness has been replaced by the Strype likeness for more realism.
Advance hand to hand and unarmed combat can also be obtained but you should note that there is a fee associated with this level of training.
The necessary training equipment WILL be issued to you at the start of the basic class. There is no need for you to have to purchase these items.
For those who read this bulleting that are still unclear as to it's content....
This is NOT a mole:
Please to not engage this creature.
Thank you for your attention.
--Daggs
Unit Leader of Mole Assault and Aquisition Team
1990Coupe
Founding Member
Strype said:Right and your spelling has always been too bad for you to have an editorial job what was I thinking
that too
1990Coupe
Founding Member
Daggar said:We must be Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery careful!
I have it on good authority that the smarter moles may try and pass themselves off as humans!
They may be among us, at this very moment. I'm sure they're wearing a clever disguise designed to fool us into thinking that they're just "one of the guys". Look at the picture below. It can be VERY difficult to distinguish a mole from others. Can you see the mole in this image? If you suspect a mole but are unsure, please contact one of our team.
I agitated, they can become dangerous. If you identify the mole, you should immediately call for backup! Do not attempt to take the mole down on your own, as they might be armed and should be considered as such until we are able to disarm them.
There are some sects of Mole that are well outfitted and well funded. The trouble we may run into is that we may have more than just one. We may discover that we're up against an organised communion of mole. Do not underestimate the capabilities of any potential suspects.
If the opportunity arises for the capture of a mole, it is important that it is taken alive so that testing may be conducted.
If you have not been properly trained to subdue a mole, then you should not attempt the act until proper training is completed. We have several state of the art methods of training at our disposal that have proven to be very effective.
Some of those methods include video based training.
While others may include a more tactile approach.
We've also recently aquired some mobile training equipment. So if travel to a training facility is impossible for you, please arrage to have one our qualified instructors come to your place of business.
Note: The Bill Gates likeness has been replaced by the Strype likeness for more realism.
Advance hand to hand and unarmed combat can also be obtained but you should note that there is a fee associated with this level of training.
The necessary training equipment WILL be issued to you at the start of the basic class. There is no need for you to have to purchase these items.
For those who read this bulleting that are still unclear as to it's content....
This is NOT a mole:
Please to not engage this creature.
Thank you for your attention.
--Daggs
Unit Leader of Mole Assault and Aquisition Team
im cryin
Daggar! i saw that MOFO at the damn soda machine not 3 days ago!
if you get him in a line-up, i will do my duty to stangnet and our brethen and testify against the smelly infidel!
amnit:
I would have form tackled the douche, but i thought the mascot for those weird SN95 guys was out of his cage and running around again.
if you get him in a line-up, i will do my duty to stangnet and our brethen and testify against the smelly infidel!
amnit: I would have form tackled the douche, but i thought the mascot for those weird SN95 guys was out of his cage and running around again.
super302
I'd do anything for free Bapples
1990Coupe
Founding Member
super302 said:
Tis the favorite food of Stangnet 5.0 section... I think S&B started it, though it cood have been before his time as well