>>> PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD
>>>
>>> Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the
personal
>>> library of President George W. Bush.
>>>
>>> The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the
books
>>> were kept. Both of his books have been lost.
>>>
>>> A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he
had
>>> almost finished coloring the second one.
>>>
>>> The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.