Beer = wanting to drive the stang

1993SSP

1993SSP

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#1
Has anyone ever got the urge to get in thier beloved 5.0, fire it up and wanna terrorize the black top, I am on bud light#4 right now and would love to be able to get in the ole 5.0 and raise a lil hell, but then that would only lead to a wrecked car, DUI and in jail and a motherload of headache haha

Thus, I will sit here and only dream of driving the stang
 
#3
yea, I care too much about the other people on the road and my car to get out and screw it all up, I can always get the ole pony out for some blacktop abuse tommorrow :D
 
#4
Good call. :nice:

Instead of getting behind the wheel for real, I just play GTA San Andreas a lot when I drink. Then I have the added freedom of being able to carjack people, run over pedestrians, shoot stuff/people, and generally act like a total homicidal maniac. I mean, worst-case scenario, I get Wasted or Busted and lose a bit of money and all of my weapons - just load up my last savegame or type in a cheat code, and go indulge in more fun! Yayyyyy, killin'! :banana:

Beer also makes me pester Frankenstang a lot. Y'know, chewing on her ears, licking her face and/or forearms, sticking her fingers up my nose, etc. ... while she's trying to play Sims2. So far, she hasn't punched me in the face or kicked me in the nads (yet)... :D
 
#7
hah man i get that same exact feeling! i've actually given in to the temptation a few times though...:chair: i wasn't ****faced or anything though, just a couple beers. and i was careful and on some country roads! (plenty of those here in oklahoma). felt good!
 
#8
I have the same problem, I would really like to just go out and go sliding sideways down an empty road and burn some doughnuts when I drink. However my brother has 2 DUI's and I learned from his mistakes. Also I know that I just think I'm a great driver when I'm buzzed, when actually I'm worse. And I value my life/ car and the other things previously mentioned.
 
#13
I know that's exactly what you meant....:D:D I already asked my women if she'll be up tonight when I get home from bowling. I'll be all sauced up...:cheers: I already asked her if she'll be up and ready....:rlaugh:
 
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