Let's talk crap about NASCAR

[gregski]

I want to be a NASCAR fan what do I need to know? The funnier the better.

 

[fiveohwblow]

#3

 

[85_SS_302_Coupe]

Honestly, i wish i were a NASCAR fan. At least then i could join in and enjoy it since TV seems to have embraced it. At least then i would have something good to watch on Sundays on network TV. At least then i'd have some kind of automotive racing show i could watch all the time.

Unfortunately, unless they're crashing, i just can't get into it. The abundance of redneckery involved and the lap after lap of trading spaces and drafting are just not enough to hold my attention.

 

[KBExperience]

*redneck voice*

AND ANOTHER LEFT TURN!

 

[gregski]

i mean am i hairy enough

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[sneaky98gt]

#3

and #88

 

['13_ImpactBlue_GT]

i mean am i hairy enough

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Is that Bill?????

 

[RedDaemon]

which one?

 

['13_ImpactBlue_GT]

which one?

Is that a chick on teh left......or a guy with a bra meow

 

[Crzyhrse]

I don't watch Nascar as much as I use to. I'm more interested now in just watching certain tracks. Some of the tracks are a real snoozer for watching on tv. But as far as partying, you'd be hard pressed to find people that can party harder. If you spend 4-5 days camped outside the track or in the infield, you'll party your ass off.

 

[GT40XStang9]

YouTube - NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: Drive Fast

 

[olred]

Yall don't understand the true joy of NASCAR! It aint about the sport. It's about tailgatin and hatin on Jeff Gordon. You don't even hafta watch the race to be a fan. As long as you know beer is good, Jeff Gordon sucks D.E.J's dick, beer is good, and D.E.S will always be a legend.

 

[FordTaurusSHO94]

Chase Elliott is the future.

 

[COramprat]

Yall don't understand the true joy of NASCAR! It aint about the sport. It's about tailgatin and hatin on Jeff Gordon. You don't even hafta watch the race to be a fan. As long as you know beer is good, Jeff Gordon sucks D.E.J's dick, beer is good, and D.E.S will always be a legend.

Would you be my long lost daughter?

 

[fiveohwblow]

Yall don't understand the true joy of NASCAR! It aint about the sport. It's about tailgatin and hatin on Jeff Gordon. You don't even hafta watch the race to be a fan. As long as you know beer is good, Jeff Gordon sucks D.E.J's dick, beer is good, and D.E.S will always be a legend.

Says the girl who complained she lived so far in the sticks she had to have a car to go anywhere

Not helping with the redneck stereotype

 

[olred]

Would you be my long lost daughter?

is your name bubba by any chance??

 

[mustangphil]

Count me in on redneck 500 bashing. Here are few things you need to know.

 

[FordTaurusSHO94]

You know that the Rolex series is part of NASCAR, right? NASCAR drivers even drive in some of the races. NASCAR also owns AMA.

 

[olred]

NASCAR cars don't have windshield wipers yall, of course they cant drive in the rain. God...

 

[fiveohwblow]

Money can't buy the redneck outta man. Just outfits em with nicer things.