Outnumbered By Idiots

[Noobz347]

A few months back I was at work and had a lady ask me to help her break into her car. She had locked her keys inside but had called another friend to carry her home and retrieve her spare keys. When she got back to her car, she found that the battery to her keyless entry on her spare keys was dead.

It was clear that the two of them had a considerable amount of time tied up in trying to solve their problem. As she showed me that her keyless entry would not work, I simply asked her if she had tried the key. Needless to say they were both embarrased.

Joe

A week or two ago, I came out of the local grocery store and this woman was standing next to her car frantically pressing all the buttons on her remote to make the car stop screaming.

I took a step toward her on my way to my car and said, "Put the key in the ignition and start the car". Silence.

 

[mikestang63]

 

[90sickfox]

That was idiotic...smh

 

[Noobz347]

That was idiotic...smh

We are to believe that neither party is dispossessed to know to do anything different due to environment and access to relevant information. Neither party is therefore, responsible for (insert gender neutral plural term here) actions.

 

[General karthief]

So they are too stupid to know better?
Just guess'n.

 

[RangerJoe]

You guys just have no idea, this is funny to watch on the internet, but I deal with that kind of stuff on a daily basis. It is really difficult to have compassion for a lot of people out there.

Joe

 

[FoxMustangLvr]

You guys just have no idea, this is funny to watch on the internet, but I deal with that kind of stuff on a daily basis. It is really difficult to have compassion for a lot of people out there.

Joe

Are you in law enforcement?

 

[krazedstang]

I was unaware the intake tornadoes worked.

 

[FoxMustangLvr]

I was unaware the intake tornadoes worked.

They absolutely do

 

[Noobz347]

Sean Christopher... Please call the suicide hotline.


You will need some assistance once it sinks in that you're useless.

 

[FoxMustangLvr]

Sean Christopher... Please call the suicide hotline.


You will need some assistance once it sinks in that you're useless.

What's worth more HP, a good fuel induction service or 5 medium size stickers?

 

[Noobz347]

What's worth more HP, a good fuel induction service or 5 medium size stickers?

I honestly couldn't say. I've never had a service to induct my fuel.

 

[Noobz347]

Wendy Zeller:

 

[mikestang63]

 

[Deleted member 215073]

Seems legit... No title, need money now, doesn't run, got it from someone else... Please take my money...

 

[Mustang5L5]

Everything works except it won't run...

 

[Noobz347]

No big deal. People carry around phones now that can't make or receive phone calls.

 

[General karthief]

Donte now houw two uce speal ceck

 

[mikestang63]

What's worth more HP, a good fuel induction service or 5 medium size stickers?

depends where you place the stickers. If strategically placed where the add to the aerodynamic efficiency to decrease the coefficient drag relative the overall profile of the circumferance of the frontal intake area, the dynamic drop in absolute intake temperature and increased turbulence can create a vortech effect, thereby not only increasing the overall horsepower level across the rpm band, but also resulting in increased gas mileage.

YOUR results may differ

 

[mikestang63]

OMELLA GOTS PAID!!!!