Anyone close to Burke, VA??

tunedin302

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If so, I need a favor and am willing to compensate you accordingly. Send me a PM or email: esquire@ptd.net

 

stang8urimport

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Who do you want dead

 

tunedin302

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PoopDawg said:

Who do you want dead

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Doing that would be too easy and also include some unwanted ramifications.

 

stang8urimport

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ok, so who screwed you out of money over the internet? Doug or SD Wheeler?

 

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Clean your Pm's but anyways i live like 10-15 miinutes from burke what can i help you with? PM me with details

 

tunedin302

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PoopDawg said:

ok, so who screwed you out of money over the internet? Doug or SD Wheeler?

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Poop, go back in your hole. Taking a precaution and looking for people in the area "just in case."

 

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WilwoodFiveO

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I am pick me, pick me!!!!

 

stang8urimport

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tunedin302 said:

Poop, go back in your hole. Taking a precaution and looking for people in the area "just in case."

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I was just trying to get some info. Damn scumbag lawyers.........

 

tunedin302

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PoopDawg said:

I was just trying to get some info. Damn scumbag lawyers.........

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I'll remember that in the future.

 

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PoopDawg said:

I was just trying to get some info. Damn scumbag lawyers.........

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I'm not a huge fan of lawyers....but sheesh...I sure as hell won't intentionally make one an enemy.....

 

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no offense tuned in 302, my girls in law school right now. hard work




Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
A: One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.

Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. You need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A: The caterer.


Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!

Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.

Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.


peace

 

stang8urimport

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tunedin302 said:

I'll remember that in the future.

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Hopefully you'll forget the day I need your help!! :SNSign:

 

tunedin302

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rickd93_lx said:

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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That's pretty funny

 

85ragtop

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I don't know were Burke, VA is but I could take a road trip.