I used to love working the phones at the pizza places...
"Do you have Canadian Bacon?"
My reply knowing that Canadian Bacon is pretty much just ham esp what a pizza place uses; "No sir we have Canadian HAM!"
"Huh?"
"Its made from Canadian pigs..."
Seemed a lot funnier at the time.
I used to have a million candlepower spotlight hard wired into the dash. I used it to spot house numbers made delivering much easier. My friends would always shine it though when the rode in the car and after it had been on for a second it got hot enough that the lens would melt carpet

Anyways, one time I am driving around Peoria Heights looking for my delivery. I shine the light on a porch its the wrong house but wow the shirtless guy on the porch sure looked upset when I lit up his whole ****ing world with my light

The delivery is a few doors down as I am making the delivery HERE HE COMES!
"Who are you WHY are you spotlighting my house?"
"I am delivering pizza sir, I use the light to see numbers!" (I am wearing a complete Dominoes uniform hat and all...)
"WHO do you work for?"
"Pizza Hut sir

"
"Well I am calling your manager!"
"Ok" (thinking he would call pizza hut but I guess the dominoes uniform tipped him off...)
Fun discussion with my manager when I returned but hey I was the lead driver and could deliver 10 times as many pizzas as any other driver so hey no harm no foul!
I have lots of pizza delivery stories
