Are you serious!?!?

I'd throw a molitov cocktail at it. Seriously, those look like Ford Contour lights, a BMW - Hitler moustache grille, and some sort of (insert rice name here) bumper. And tell that moron my old HS wants their bleachers back now, so he has to unbolt them from his trunk...
 
And he couldn't even spend a few $$$ on wheels.............what a shame.

Kind of surprised someone would go that far and not at least throw on some cool chrome 15" wheels with the plastic spinner covers. OR at least some wheel covers that make people think you've got big a$$ brakes.

I've stopped caring so much, too. There are so many cars like this around Atlanta and most of them can be seen with a good amount of smoke coming out the back end (way past time for a tune and oil change). Lot of ricers around here have either black smoke or white smoke coming out their fart pipes, so it's obvious they know nothing about general maintenance on a car. How sad is that. :nonono: I swear that some of these cars sound like they might die any minute, but hey, at least they've got a wing and some roughly painted body panels.