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helty
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Couldn't make this **** up if i tried
story time
so today i was supposed to remove my cats and install the off road pipes, change my fuel filter, brake pads and rotors, and paint my calipers. well thanks to rpmoutlet my pipes wont be here for another two weeks, and i slept in by accident so i decided i wouldnt have enough time to get everything done, mostly cuz the paint im using calls for a 24 hour cure period. i also have some papers to write and tests to study for, so i knew i wouldnt get much done. i did decide to change my fuel filter though, and i remembered seeing a 2 ton floor jack and 2 jack-stands at advanced auto parts on sale for $29. i figured this would be a good excuse to buy myself some toys and get to use them.
so i head down dave ward and roll into advanced, and lo and behold there's a laser red 99-04 GT vert parked in the lot. i thought "cool, maybe if he doesnt look like a douche bag i'll invite him up to russellville friday night." but then i notice he's sporting a set of altezzas and some of the fugliest "bling-bling" rims to ever bare their face on a mustang. so now im not so sure. anyway, as i start walking in the store, he walks out and sees my car. i dont say anything because, well, i really didnt know what to say. i mean he looked alright, but then again he has altezzas and bling on a GT
anyway i was in the store for maybe 3 minutes. got my jack and stands, and by the time i walk out and pop the trunk, he's still there waiting in his car (top down, gangsta rap blaring). i decide not to say anything, because i was pretty sure he just wanted to wait until i walk out so he could pull out, rev at me, and haul ass before i even got in my car.....i must be psychic, because he did exactly that.
and his car sounded very, very stock, not to mention it was heavier being a vert.
not one to back down from a challenge (actually, i am
, but anyway) i get in quick, fire up the stang and start backing out, only to notice my trunk didnt close after i put the jackstands in it. so i hop out quick, shut the trunk, get back in the stang and by that time it was too late. i got stopped at the red light after he had already gone through. i was determined to catch this guy, so once the light went green i hauled ass down dave ward, only to get stopped at the next red light. he was no where in sight, and i was a little peeved.
so, i let out a little rev of frustration (only to about 5000rpm). .....then i thought i heard an echo, only it sounded like crap. so i look around and then in my rear view is see him....the LS1 with the butterface g/f that keeps picking on my poor little 2V. apparently while hauling ass down dave ward i passed this guy and didnt even notice. and once again he took it as an invitation to race. that or me acting like a *** in a mustang, either way. i knew i wasnt going to run him, so i did the next best thing....i stayed neck and neck with the dump-truck in the other lane, so this guy was riding my ass for a good 5 miles and he was pissed!
i figured i may not be as fast as him, but i can sure as hell slow him down and get his panties in a bundle. the dump truck driver thought it was pretty funny. needless to say i still havent got **** done to my car and damn it, i need to work on that paper and study . just thought you guys would enjoy a little story.
and btw, my drivers side cat that i smoked a few weeks ago has developed a nasty little leak, so my car sounds like crap. so please be gentle tomorrow night.
story time
so today i was supposed to remove my cats and install the off road pipes, change my fuel filter, brake pads and rotors, and paint my calipers. well thanks to rpmoutlet my pipes wont be here for another two weeks, and i slept in by accident so i decided i wouldnt have enough time to get everything done, mostly cuz the paint im using calls for a 24 hour cure period. i also have some papers to write and tests to study for, so i knew i wouldnt get much done. i did decide to change my fuel filter though, and i remembered seeing a 2 ton floor jack and 2 jack-stands at advanced auto parts on sale for $29. i figured this would be a good excuse to buy myself some toys and get to use them.
so i head down dave ward and roll into advanced, and lo and behold there's a laser red 99-04 GT vert parked in the lot. i thought "cool, maybe if he doesnt look like a douche bag i'll invite him up to russellville friday night." but then i notice he's sporting a set of altezzas and some of the fugliest "bling-bling" rims to ever bare their face on a mustang. so now im not so sure. anyway, as i start walking in the store, he walks out and sees my car. i dont say anything because, well, i really didnt know what to say. i mean he looked alright, but then again he has altezzas and bling on a GT
anyway i was in the store for maybe 3 minutes. got my jack and stands, and by the time i walk out and pop the trunk, he's still there waiting in his car (top down, gangsta rap blaring). i decide not to say anything, because i was pretty sure he just wanted to wait until i walk out so he could pull out, rev at me, and haul ass before i even got in my car.....i must be psychic, because he did exactly that.
and his car sounded very, very stock, not to mention it was heavier being a vert.not one to back down from a challenge (actually, i am
, but anyway) i get in quick, fire up the stang and start backing out, only to notice my trunk didnt close after i put the jackstands in it. so i hop out quick, shut the trunk, get back in the stang and by that time it was too late. i got stopped at the red light after he had already gone through. i was determined to catch this guy, so once the light went green i hauled ass down dave ward, only to get stopped at the next red light. he was no where in sight, and i was a little peeved. so, i let out a little rev of frustration (only to about 5000rpm). .....then i thought i heard an echo, only it sounded like crap. so i look around and then in my rear view is see him....the LS1 with the butterface g/f that keeps picking on my poor little 2V. apparently while hauling ass down dave ward i passed this guy and didnt even notice. and once again he took it as an invitation to race. that or me acting like a *** in a mustang, either way. i knew i wasnt going to run him, so i did the next best thing....i stayed neck and neck with the dump-truck in the other lane, so this guy was riding my ass for a good 5 miles and he was pissed!
i figured i may not be as fast as him, but i can sure as hell slow him down and get his panties in a bundle. the dump truck driver thought it was pretty funny. needless to say i still havent got **** done to my car and damn it, i need to work on that paper and study
. just thought you guys would enjoy a little story.and btw, my drivers side cat that i smoked a few weeks ago has developed a nasty little leak, so my car sounds like crap. so please be gentle tomorrow night.
helty
some Ukrainian's enjoying a handjob via my credit
i really wanted to catch up to that vert. he may have been cool, but just the way he acted made me want to run him. seemed like the type that got the car for his sweet 16, and saved up all his allowance for the altezzas and rims.
and one day, i will get the best of that ls1. it will probably be about five to ten years and $10,000 later, but i'll get him.
and one day, i will get the best of that ls1. it will probably be about five to ten years and $10,000 later, but i'll get him.
helty
some Ukrainian's enjoying a handjob via my credit
Have to rant:
I'm Sick and tired of stupid people around here talking about how Fords SUCK and how Chevy's rule.. Especially if they know NOTHING about the quality of either auto maker's products! That hacks me off more than anything in the world.. Telling me my mustang is a pos and that their chevy trucks (which they don't own) are the best.. I cant stand that crap!!!! I know people are entitled to their opinions on the matter, but they need to keep their damn opinions to themselves and shut the **** up around me!crapola
Alright.. rant done
I'm Sick and tired of stupid people around here talking about how Fords SUCK and how Chevy's rule.. Especially if they know NOTHING about the quality of either auto maker's products! That hacks me off more than anything in the world.. Telling me my mustang is a pos and that their chevy trucks (which they don't own) are the best.. I cant stand that crap!!!! I know people are entitled to their opinions on the matter, but they need to keep their damn opinions to themselves and shut the **** up around me!crapola
Alright.. rant done
Cantslowdown
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All brand have there goods and bads. But no need to talk bad on one another keep that stuff to ur self no need to bash.
coupeownerBE
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Hey guys.....helty man nice move on the camaro and that sucks that you got stopped by the lights.....that would of been nice for you to whip that grappy mustang....that sounds like a guy we have here...his name is bucky.!! Anyways i gotta go with the my girl tonight her cousin is playing in fayetteville ......hes in a band....dont know for sure yet but pretty sure i wont be out...tomorrow night though i will be out...
hahaha
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