Arkansas Thread

RADIALKILLER · Nov 30, 2005

question

If you hook 3 ipods together is that a Tripod?

timeless2 · Nov 30, 2005

RADIALKILLER said:
If you hook 3 ipods together is that a Tripod?

My wife calls me a tripod. I don't know why, though....

jasonh_86 · Nov 30, 2005

RADIALKILLER said:
If you hook 3 ipods together is that a Tripod?

ya like that one, huh?

+1 for teh Tripod :Word:

4U2NV said:
My wife calls me a tripod. I don't know why, though....

Don't worry.. people call me that too!

timeless2 · Nov 30, 2005

There is a hunter that loves to go hunting with his buddies. This time, however, he decides to take his wife along instead. He buys her all sorts of gear to stay warm, packs hot food, etc, in order to entice her to go.
He approaches her while she's still in bed at 4:00am. He's fully dressed in his gear and announces, "Honey, you've got three choices this morning: You can suck my d1ck, take in the the a$$, or you can go hunting with me for the day."
The wife thinks about it for a bit. She ponders these horrible choices, of which none sound all that great. She hates hunting, is repulsed by the thought of taking it in the poop chute, and finally decides on the blow job.
"OK, I hate all three choices, so I guess I'll pick the least offensive--I'll give you the blow job."
The husband says "Great, let me go get the dog loaded up and I'll be right back in."
So, he goes outside and returns about 10 minutes later.
He drops his pants and approaches the bedside where his wife is. She proceeds to service him. All is fine until she latches on, gags, and exclaims, "Oh my god, this tastes like $hit! What the hell is going on?!"
He replies, "Well, there was sort of a situation outside......the dog didn't want to go hunting either."

jasonh_86 · Nov 30, 2005

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thought that might fit in with the hunting scenario

88GT460 · Nov 30, 2005

4u2nv said:
There is a hunter that loves to go hunting with his buddies. This time, however, he decides to take his wife along instead. He buys her all sorts of gear to stay warm, packs hot food, etc, in order to entice her to go.
He approaches her while she's still in bed at 4:00am. He's fully dressed in his gear and announces, "Honey, you've got three choices this morning: You can suck my d1ck, take in the the a$$, or you can go hunting with me for the day."
The wife thinks about it for a bit. She ponders these horrible choices, of which none sound all that great. She hates hunting, is repulsed by the thought of taking it in the poop chute, and finally decides on the blow job.
"OK, I hate all three choices, so I guess I'll pick the least offensive--I'll give you the blow job."
The husband says "Great, let me go get the dog loaded up and I'll be right back in."
So, he goes outside and returns about 10 minutes later.
He drops his pants and approaches the bedside where his wife is. She proceeds to service him. All is fine until she latches on, gags, and exclaims, "Oh my god, this tastes like $hit! What the hell is going on?!"
He replies, "Well, there was sort of a situation outside......the dog didn't want to go hunting either."

I have not heard that one before!

timeless2 · Nov 30, 2005

I heard it last year on, go figure, a breakfast before a hunting outing.

helty · Nov 30, 2005

RADIALKILLER · Nov 30, 2005

leave it to JASON to post some queer deer

Did you take that pic while you were hunting this year?ha ha

timeless2 · Nov 30, 2005

I would have shot all 3 right after taking that picture, then made jerky out of them.

jasonh_86 · Nov 30, 2005

RADIALKILLER said:
Did you take that pic while you were hunting this year?ha ha

nooo nooo.. i found it on the internet :Word:

jasonh_86 · Nov 30, 2005

I deleted this post due to graphic nature..

RADIALKILLER · Nov 30, 2005

pop yo hood

looks like they wired your chest for nitrous....maybe thats why your car runs faster than most gt's you hide the n20 in your chest....you're a cheater!!!!

cctinnell · Nov 30, 2005

I'm tired of Florida, all of this sand and palm trees is getting old. I also hatethe traffic. I think I use more fuel waiting to go somewhere than actually getting there.

jasonh_86 · Nov 30, 2005

RADIALKILLER said:
looks like they wired your chest for nitrous....maybe thats why your car runs faster than most gt's you hide the n20 in your chest....you're a cheater!!!!

You caught me! :Zip2: now my secret is out crapola

RADIALKILLER · Nov 30, 2005

Florida VS. Arkansas

cctinnell said:
I'm tired of Florida, all of this sand and palm trees is getting old. I also hatethe traffic. I think I use more fuel waiting to go somewhere than actually getting there.

I tired of RUSSELLVILLE all the hillbillies and crackheads is getting old. The cold weather is old to me already.Somebody save me!

jasonh_86 · Nov 30, 2005

RADIALKILLER said:
I tired of RUSSELLVILLE all the hillbillies and crackheads is getting old. The cold weather is old to me already.Somebody save me!

Just come across the river and go about 45 minutes down I-40 East.. a town called Conway.. it's a nice place from what i hear

cctinnell · Nov 30, 2005

I am seriously staying in the ghetto right now. At least back home you can drive 70 down an interstate instead of 20 on a 5 lane.

jasonh_86 · Nov 30, 2005

ddanngg.. that would bug the crap outta me!

RADIALKILLER · Nov 30, 2005

my regrets

THIS IS A PIC OF MY 93 GT THAT I TRADED FOR MY 93 CONV.
THIS CAR SITS IN A SALVAGE YARD NOW, AFTER THE NEW OWNERS BROTHER FLOGGED ON IT A LITTLE TOO HARD SENDING HIM OFF THE ROAD THROUGH A DITCH AND DESTROYING THE CAR.....LET US HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE.

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