Arkansas Thread

[jasonh_86]

Catholic School Girl Joke

Saw this in Forum 62 and found it funny.. thought I might post it for those of you who never venture away from this thread

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates pass St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched with the tip of my finger..." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gates." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you ever had contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate." All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls; one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "Well, If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Stephanie sticks her ass in it!"

 

[Cantslowdown]

HAHA thats great ...Man this place is kinda been dead..

 

[5spd GT]

Brandon or Jason, do either one of you know if that 98 Gt (red/5spd) in Conway is still for sale for 5k?

 

[jasonh_86]

I would imagine it is, although haven't been by it in a week or so..

But honestly..
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[5spd GT]

You abuse your attachment privileges

It is still there, seen it today...but it doesn't appear to have a number on it...that might be why it is still there. It has dumps...but stock shifter...so there is still hope...

 

[jasonh_86]

Oh yah.. I forgot to tell you about the dumps!.. I saw that the last time I went by it, I meant to message you but forgot because I saw some hott ladies in a Mustang




me abuse my attatchment privileges? No.. Never..


On a side note.. this is the best thing i've ever seen in my life..

 

[timeless2]

What's up guys?

 

[Cantslowdown]

Notta thing man just been working and hoping to have some new parts for the car this week..How bout your self?

 

[timeless2]

Wrappin' up a fine weekend. Weather was chilly, but there was no rain, so it was decent.

Just working on some sites and then I'm gonna go frag on Battlefield 2.

 

[Cantslowdown]

I hear that..Time to start the work week ..

 

[TangerineGT96]

I would imagine it is, although haven't been by it in a week or so..

But honestly..
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ill tell you whats goin on I finally got some new headlights to replace those crappy stock ones they should be in wed or thurs

 

[jasonh_86]

~ 1.5 weeks


ssssshhhh!

 

[jasonh_86]

Dead Thread again?

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[Cantslowdown]

Word!

 

[jasonh_86]

 

[timeless2]

It's hot and humid here--I can't imagine what it feels like down there.

 

[Cantslowdown]

Yeah its kinda bad but just jump in the lake its not bad at all..

 

[jasonh_86]

I dunno about any of you guys.. But I can't wait to hear a cammed 4.6L

Ordered VT Stage 2's and Manley valvesprings saturday night (for those of you who don't surf the 4.6 Talk section) and i'll be ordering my SCT XCal2 from Modular Powerhouse with one of Tim Barth's tunes in about 2 weeks, then I schedule the dyno tune

View attachment 466277 <--- (Until another 4.6L hands me my ass )

 

[Cantslowdown]

Shrimp SHH SHH!!!

 

[jasonh_86]

LIES!! ALL LIES!!!!