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ATT EVERYONE: NO YOU CAN NOT EAT ME

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Turkey Sammich

I can't fap normal. I cracked a rib, then my ankle
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Seriously, if i get one more email, PM or IM asking me if you can bite me or eat me because you think i'm the sammich in my avatar, then i'm gonna flip.

And to whoever just IMed me, i'm not sure any sammich would want that done to them.
 

85_SS_302_Coupe

it sucks (I know) to be on the receiving end
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IB4TL
 

Turkey Sammich

I can't fap normal. I cracked a rib, then my ankle
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85_SS_302_Coupe said:
IB4TL
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+1
 

FrankenStang

Now, give me a damn CT!
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Mikie

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Do you come with fries?
 

DMAN302

My mom says thanks for the pearl necklace.
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I am very itchy where my bathing suit covers.
 

Turkey Sammich

I can't fap normal. I cracked a rib, then my ankle
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Mikie said:
Do you come with fries?
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See, that's the kinda chit I have to deal with everyday.


DMAN302 said:
I am very itchy where my bathing suit covers.
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That's what happens when hair grows back around your no-no part
 

DMAN302

My mom says thanks for the pearl necklace.
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I like to pull it out...he he he...ohhhhh
 

Turkey Sammich

I can't fap normal. I cracked a rib, then my ankle
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I dont use the pull out method
 

iLkYsPoNy

if she's a tranny then... well I'd do her.... it..
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Turkey Sammich said:
I dont use the pull out method
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+1







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Darkwriter77

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That's ... just ... disturbing...
 

Turkey Sammich

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You gotta admit, that's one hot ****in' sammich in teh avatar.
 

91 HATCH

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About teh sammich
 
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1SLO306

My 97 GTP owns you ALL!
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Dang, I just got done eating a Bacon egg cheese sandwhich............. ill just eat a turkey one lata tonight
 

Turkey Sammich

I can't fap normal. I cracked a rib, then my ankle
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1SLO306 said:
Dang, I just got done eating a Bacon egg cheese sandwhich............. ill just eat a turkey one lata tonight
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Damn you dictates.


Sup Pimp? When are you going to trade that thing off for another Stang
 

cervinistang

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"boobs"
 
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1SLO306

My 97 GTP owns you ALL!
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Turkey Sammich said:
Damn you dictates.


Sup Pimp? When are you going to trade that thing off for another Stang
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Shoot man i have no earthly idea, Im coming into some more money from the wreck so im thinking about keeping in and buying a 5.0 notch but i still havent made up my mind lol
 

Turkey Sammich

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1SLO306 said:
Shoot man i have no earthly idea, Im coming into some more money from the wreck so im thinking about keeping in and buying a 5.0 notch but i still havent made up my mind lol
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If I had the chance to do it again, it would be a notch.
 

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LOL
 

Mustang5L5

That is…until I whipped out my Bissell
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Total lack of originality
 
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