bORED...
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As does all the music on the radio, and were so far from football season I can't even see the light 
I want a pet rock to spend time with. I think I will go out into the parking lot and find one that loves me
They're so lonely I'm willing to bet they will all love you. How will you decide which one to take home and dress up?
I think I will wait by the road and wash peoples windows as they stop at the light. Then the first one that comes to me I will take home 
You could always go here:
http://forums.stangnet.com/forumdisplay.php?f=62
There is always something to talk about in there.
http://forums.stangnet.com/forumdisplay.php?f=62
There is always something to talk about in there.
First person that comes along?? Taking people home without permission is not always the best way to find a buddy..it is however how I aquired my wife.
DMAN302 said:
I once picked up a hitchhiker in front of my parents old house because I thought she was my neighbor... turns out it was a crack whore. I took her a couple of miles to her house and washed my seat off.
I have a pet rock. You rub it and you rub it and you rub it and you worry and worry and you worry and you rub it and you worry and you worry and you worry... ssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhh!!!
He's listening.
Satan is that you?
He's listening.
Satan is that you?
My mother always said..."sshhh out of the bed, I think daddy's home"...we were such a loving family...ah the memories.
DMAN302 said:
My mother loves me so much that once she threw a glass of iced tea at me and hit me in the back with a shovel. Love is a funny thing
"I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet... it wasn't easy... but nothing it is...
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I'd be having a grand ol' time if I didn't have to be at work. Or on a lesser scale of enjoyability, if I were busy at work today. 
I'm sure I'll get more work to do later, it'll all pile up while I go to lunch and I will have to bust azz to catch up. Then it'll either become boring again or not let up and drive me crazy until 5.
I'm sure I'll get more work to do later, it'll all pile up while I go to lunch and I will have to bust azz to catch up. Then it'll either become boring again or not let up and drive me crazy until 5.
HoodStrype said:I once picked up a hitchhiker in front of my parents old house because I thought she was my neighbor... turns out it was a crack whore. I took her a couple of miles to her house and washed my seat off.
same thing happened to a guy i work with. he was riding around in huntsvegas and he picked up this chick who asked for a ride. then when they got to her house she asked him to come in and then asked if he was a cop
The only way I would pick up any hitchiker is if I had a truck and they would ride in the back of it. Even then...
She looked just like my neighbor who was a nice lady- then we she got in I was like scared to death she'd poke me with a needle or sumthin'
I laughed the whole way home... never offered a ride since
I laughed the whole way home... never offered a ride since
