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hotmustang331

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HAHAHA well NM then . Hmm, so an ugly chick with an uglier car....doesnt get much worse than that eh? Poor girl
 

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jasonh_86 said:
:It is! lol... When I used to live up there, she stopped me in the parking lot and asked me about my car, then i asked what she drove.. she goes "dats my mach1 over derr.. it's pretty fast"

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Should have said "WHat Mach 1??? All i see is someone's riced out V6"
 

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hotmustang331 said:
HAHAHA well NM then . Hmm, so an ugly chick with an uglier car....doesnt get much worse than that eh? Poor girl
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do i need to punch her in the ovaries?
 

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Hate the wheels and the fact she tried to pass it off as a Mach 1, but I've seen worse body kits. It might not look half bad if she got a set of Cobra R's in there, ditched the fender flares and got rid of the Mach 1 stuff.

....and aftermarket sunroofs are ALL teh suck IMO. I'd rather try to graft the roofline of a Fox Mustang or better yet a Ford Explorer or Thunderbird/Cougar/Lincoln with a factory power unit onto a Mustang than some cheap Pep Boys aftermarket one.
 

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csledd said:
do i need to punch her in the ovaries?
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Oh ****!
 

Ernad

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-=NightHawk=- said:
the chrome fender flares are the icing on the cake for me.
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I didn't even notice those until you said something...

CatmanJJ said:
Hey, c'mon that's my car guys.
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Yeah you really should have said " what mach 1"
 

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If that front bumper cover didn't have that vaccum in the bottom, I'd think about getting one. Otherwise, the rest of the car actually makes me so mad, I want to punch babies.
 

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csledd said:
do i need to punch her in the ovaries?
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HAHAHA!!

I sense a little bit of hostility in you today
 

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hotmustang331 said:
Hmm, looks like a 99-00 stang with 2004 40TH side badges, and ofcourse the "custom" exterior.

But hey if shes hot I wouldnt care . Id just slowly get her to change things on it
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It's a 1999 with a 35th anniversary badge on the side.
 

hotmustang331

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csledd said:
do i need to punch her in the ovaries?
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YES! She must not be allowed to reproduce! Ricers having kids is one thing, but nasty looking ricers having kids . We cant allow that now can we .




Oh and here is a picture of Csledd
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RICER GIRLS, YOU DONT WANT HER PUNCHING YOU IN THE OVARIES!!!!
 

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I like her hair color. That's about it. If I see her now, I'd probably run away.
 

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hotmustang331 said:
YES! She must not be allowed to reproduce! Ricers having kids is one thing, but nasty looking ricers having kids . We cant allow that now can we .




Oh and here is a picture of Csledd
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RICER GIRLS, YOU DONT WANT HER PUNCHING YOU IN THE OVARIES!!!!
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... She would beat my ass before I could even react!
 

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lol does her plate say FJOB1 ?
 

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I like the chrome fender covers
 

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hahaha ****.. i go to the gym, but damn thats scary.. cmon i can only lift like 55 lbs on a good day
 

Ernad

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csledd said:
hahaha ****.. i go to the gym, but damn thats scary.. cmon i can only lift like 55 lbs on a good day
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pics!
 

jasonh_86

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csledd said:
hahaha ****.. i go to the gym, but damn thats scary.. cmon i can only lift like 55 lbs on a good day
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... My car might not put down as much hp, but I can lift more than you




As one would hope lol
 

hotmustang331

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^Yep...jason can lift 60#s

Just messing with ya Csledd


And dont bother asking Ernad, she wont give any pics....it will just make her mad and she might punch YOU somewhere else
 

jasonh_86

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hotmustang331 said:
^Yep...jason can lift 60#s

Just messing with ya Csledd


And dont bother asking Ernad, she wont give any pics....it will just make her mad and she might punch YOU somewhere else
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QFMFT.. or call you one of several names, including "a bitch", "a ***" or "gay!"





Just kiddin Csledd!
 
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