Car Slogans (LOL)

[KDK1988GT]

AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW Bought My Wife

BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET- Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT - Fix It All the Time

FORD - Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM - General Maintenance

GMC - Gotta Mechanic Coming?

HONDA - Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE - Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB - Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW - Virtually Worthless

 

[stang976]

Chevrolet: Cheap Highly Embarrasing Vehicle, Runs On Luck Every Time

 

[LX-Markham]

FORD - found on road dead
- fixed or repaired daily

FIAT - fix it again Tony

Renault - Rollscanardly - rolls down hill, can hardly get up the other side.

 

[KDK1988GT]

 

[Scott_B]

Ford
First on Race day!

 

[Stangfreak95]

You forgot the best one of all :

PONTIAC
Poor Old Nig*** Thinks It's A Cadillac.

 

[77sleeper]

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