Chuck Norris vs. Steven Seagal

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Who would win?

I submit two video's for your comparison.

Steven Seagal:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd1_ok9zh3I&NR

Chuck Norris:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf0A6jQ6HUI&NR

 

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Both in there prime, I would go with Chuck Norris.

 

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Both in their prime, I would go with Bruce Lee. wwhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiii

 

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I'm pretty sure seagal would take norris...aikido is extremely effective (as seen in the first video) and 7th dan is certainly nothing to scoff at. (10th dan is reserved for masters)....my dad only made it to 3rd dan in shotokan karate and he trained for over 20 years.

Tony Jaa would take both of them (granted he's probably 30 years younger)

check out Mas Oyama too...if you want to see one crazy mother****er

 

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I just saw SS vid. It looks fake for some reason. He's fighting 12 year olds half his size. They flip over quite easily.

 

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I wouldn't want to mess with these d00ds. But my pick is Chuck.

 

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Christian, what are they doing?

 

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Chuck Norris all the way. After all, his chest hair is made of steel wool.

 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLjzeY1Orqs&mode=related&search=

 

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95Vert said:

Christian, what are they doing?

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Rent Office Space and you'll see.

 

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Aikido would win. He'll wait for chuckles to make the wrong move and BAM!

 

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WhiteStallionGT said:

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I wouldn't want to mess with these d00ds. But my pick is Chuck.

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that Steven Segal video almost looked fake, he was putting forth so little effort and just man-handling those guys.

 

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Chuck Norris eats rocks and *****s lightning bolts. One time Chuck was walking around in the forest looking for hippies to use as firewood, when a wild boar crossed his path. Big mistake. Chuck lifted the boar into the air, spun him around, and then digested him telekinetically. And Chuck wasn't even hungry.

Yoda was once "6,4", black, and talked normal, he then made the mistake of saying Chuck Norris sucks.

What do you think steven segal would look like after?

 

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William Chow and James Mitose rock.......

 

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95Vert said:

Christian, what are they doing?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_GGGJGfzGI

Here's the clip from the movie. omg I'm crying I'm laughing at the Indian dude's axe kicking skillz. LOL and check out his dancing at the end. omg this is the funniest thing evar.

 

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That SS movie did look sort of staged. The 4 guys didn't appear to be fighting back much.

I have never seen Chuck actually fight so who knows.

 

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seriously, that SS movie looked like they were all running up to hug and kiss him--ghey. had someone actually attacked, maybe they could have actually been effective.

 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPJcKrQLGxE

O_O

 

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Considering Segal is such an asswipe, I know who I'd be rooting for. Hell, can anyone really root against Chuck?! lol

 

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Honestly why aren't there any Aikido guys in Pride or the UFC. They would really make people look stupid.