Funny Kill Story

Pliskin

New Member
Jul 27, 2004
109
0
0
Ha ha this had me laughing all the way home. So I'm at a stop light in my Ranger with my music pretty loud but my windows up. Some 16 year old kid rolls up in his Mazda POS from the mid 90's with his windows down, arm out the window, and his butt buddy next to him. So he revs his fart can exhaust at me.....in my RANGER. So I decide to go along with it. Take in mind I don't even gun it....not thinking he'd actually go through with it. First I beat him off the line then down the lane. He gets PISSED and when I lay off the gas at the speed limit he flies in front of me. He sticks his hand out the window and flips me off. I thought it'd be funny to play with him some more. So I closed my hands into fists and put them under my eyes in a crying type way then smiled and waved at him. This sent him off the deep end. I saw his pudgy little face in his side mirror scream, then he flipped me off, and flew away.


Now this is freaking HILARIOUS to me. Some kid got beat by a Ranger and took it sooooooooo hard. That had me laughing all the way home.

:rlaugh:
:rlaugh:
:rlaugh:
 
Something liked that happened to me in my Wrangler a few months ago. I was driving down a basically deserted street that is VERY long in Chandler, and this 17 year old driving a 1989 Chevy Corvette thinking he was "all that" pulls up.

Anyway he pulls up to me at a stop light and revs it up, and I'm still young so I decided to go with it. Now I have a bubby who is a cop and patrols that area, and just so happens that I have a CB Radio in my Jeep under the dash so I decide to put out a call to him.

Well I'm still looking at this punk while I'm trying to hide my chatter on the CB, I finally reach him on the channel he's on, and tell him about this quickly. He is in the area about 1/2 mile from me, so he decides to run over there and pick that punk up for speeding.

The kid slams the gas, and he is a few car lengths ahead of me when my friend see's my Wrangler and the 'Vette, he puts his lights on and pulls the kid over, I drive by him while he writes the punk up a ticket for speeding. I kept laughing all the way home.