Godzilla

[spanky442]

Getting tired of sub $20 K V-8 and IRS threads, so heres a new one.

Why is it that Godzilla only attacks Tokyo? Does he or she or it, no like us? It must be the higher emissions put off by are big V-8's that are scaring Godzilla away. I figured it out. The big push for low emissions is to compete with the Japs indeed. They are trying to attract Godzilla so they too can make big movies here in the U.S. They stole are TV, electronics, baseball, auto industry so we will take their Godzilla.

 

[Ray III]

interesting question... perhaps IT was secretly developed by the Pentagon during the war to eat RICE and after they dropped the bomb our good ole boys figured they might as well just flush him down the toilet?

 

[Jugg2Driver]

Didn't Godzilla attack New York or L.A. in the Remake a few years back? (Not Godzilla 2000) The one where Godzilla looked like an iguana!

 

[spanky442]

That was the fake godzilla. We want the real one, this time we have the actors speak English with 'Kiss Me''Kiss Me''Kiss Me' voice overs. I think it will be a big hit!

 

[numenor27]

That was the fake godzilla. We want the real one, this time we have the actors speak English with 'Kiss Me''Kiss Me''Kiss Me' voice overs. I think it will be a big hit!

yeah..

 

[Reimann]

If you are talking about the 2001 Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack movie, that was a funny scene where they are discussing past monster attacks and mention New York.
"What's that Godzilla?"
"Well, the Americans say it was but the Japanese don't."

 

[spanky442]

They should build a Green Mustang with a S/C V-10 and call it the Ford Mustang Godzilla.

 

[Testcase]

Japanese taste better, due to their diet. As the East adopts Western Culture, and fast food chains from America come to dominate in Japan, you will see Godzilla moving farther and farther West, into China, to meet its dietary needs.




# EDIT.. Er.. right.. West.. I meant, West. I said West. You read wrong. It's all an illusion.

 

[spanky442]

Japanese taste better, due to their diet. As the East adopts Western Culture, and fast food chains from America come to dominate in Japan, you will see Godzilla moving farther and farther East, into China, to meet its dietary needs.

Well, it will be moving west, but yeah I get what you mean.

 

[Enzora]

Why is it almost no one on StangNet seems to utilize that nifty "Forum Jump" feature at the bottom of the screen? You get tired of talking about the IRS, you jump to the House of Pain, you read some nonsense, you're ready for more IRS talk.

 

[falchulk]

Speaking of Godzilla, the other day my mother in law said that 2 japanese men came up to her in a mall,said something and then hurried away. I quickly said did thay say "gahzrilla" (my best impression of what the japanese guy called Godzilla in the hollywood version)? And she said "Yes, thats it. What does that mean?". My wife just about passed out laughing. We never did tell her.