Guy's Code of Ethics

of course there's little chance of me driving all the way to madison square for a pizza roll

bcd said:

of course there's little chance of me driving all the way to madison square for a pizza roll

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you can't go there for lunch anymore unless you carry your gat and look like this

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i sold my gat cause i cant bring it on the arsenal so its just sat in a case all the time

what about this



Friendship Between Women:



A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.



Friendship Between Men:



A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

Code #10: Never tell the wife / girl friend that you are searching for your x-girlfriends on myspace to see what they look like today. (the girls always take this the wrong way - no offense)

Code #11: Always offer the last beer to the guy that brought them to the party

^^^ good man


#12: If you hang out with said wife/girlfriend too much and have your head up her butt 24/7 you will be told to hand over your "dude card"

#13: Absolutely no pink shirts! I don't care what you saw on the Old Navy commercial!

i gotta pink shirt. its a polo.


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Guy Code of Ethics


#1: If your friend turns rice, its is YOUR responsibility to put his new ride out of its misery.

#2: You can NOT make note of a hot chick, milf, or sister without providing visual aid!

#3: You may NOT date your best friend's x-girl friend or sister without first getting permission from said friend.

#4: You MUST grant permission to your friend to date, bang, fondle, your ex-girl friend if asked but you are not however, obligated to grant those same permissions in regards to your sister or other family members.

#5: *&^%$#@! must only be performed behind locked doors!

#6: Always keep a minimum distance of one urinal between you and anyone else. Never under any circumstances do you ever use a urinal right next to somebody. Either hold it or use a stall. And never check any other mans junk!

#7: When work sends you home early due to power loss or natural gas smell, do not notify the wife / girlfriend of your free time for the day. Spend that time on the couch or working on the car.

Note:If said significant other questions about you being home "early" tell her you just got home a little early

#8: Some things are best left alone. When anonymous calls are placed to the wife about suspicion of "extra marital affiars" do NOT run to the HR deparment demanding to know how your number fell into co-workers hands. HR will discover the TRUTH in the matter and you will be terminated and sleeping in your car until the divorce is final.

Note: this did happen, but not to me

#9: Never let your neighbor barrow your tools. These tools are now his property and you will never see them again

#10: Never tell the wife / girl friend that you are searching for your x-girlfriends on myspace to see what they look like today. (the girls always take this the wrong way - no offense)


#11: Always offer the last beer to the guy that brought them to the party

#12: If you hang out with said wife/girlfriend too much and have your head up her butt 24/7 you will be told to hand over your "dude card"

#13: Absolutely no pink shirts! I don't care what you saw on the Old Navy commercial! (Never admit you have one on stangnet like lxwants12s or bcd )

im sorry hoodstrype.....i have a pink shirt as well and i have to tell you it has scored me some good points with women.....they say pink is the new black.....now i think you should replace the pink in your rule to a lavander or, majenta, or fusia

lxwants12's said:

im sorry hoodstrype.....i have a pink shirt as well and i have to tell you it has scored me some good points with women.....they say pink is the new black.....now i think you should replace the pink in your rule to a lavander or, majenta, or fusia

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gheyfers ROFLMAO!!!

bcd said:

i gotta pink shirt. its a polo.


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hey hoodystrype i was just lookin at the number of posts you have...its hard to believe you only posted 222 times.....it seems like you have posted that much in the last 3 days!

*crying*


I'm gonna get fired for laughing so hard-

on!

hey atleast it doesn't say "keep laughing this is your girlfriends shirt"

I do have one that says "i support single moms" though

lxwants12's said:

hey hoodystrype i was just lookin at the number of posts you have...its hard to believe you only posted 222 times.....it seems like you have posted that much in the last 3 days!

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They only count in Tech

BCD is not guy he has hooked me up with plenty of strippers for my parties and....hes one of the first members of THE MILF HUNTERS OF STANGNET CLUB

ohhhhh!! i was about to say.......wtf!

Guys Code of Ethics #whatever - just because something isn't broke doesn't mean it doesn't need to be fixed.

G.C.O.E. Hitting someone in the groind is funny no matter what occasion it is!

Code #14: To get out of laundery duty. Dry her favorite shirt so that it shrinks so it is not wearable. Becareful though, because you might have to take her shopping to replace said shirt... try to avoid shopping duty at all costs!