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HAHA serious ownage on a civic forum

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mob

the guy who hits on his mom
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My buddy showed me this

Ricers story
http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=1452300



Original story
http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=1449976

Notice how he didnt even take the time to edit that his back end went 3inches left, and he was chirping the tires at 5500rpm! OWNED
 

grey5.0beast

Cookies should never be DUNKED!!!
Aug 3, 2004
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  • Aug 23, 2006
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haha what a dumbass

"I hope you get raped by Gene Simmons and he pumps every **** rotting, ball cramping, flesh melting STD known to man in your gaping cum recepticle of an ass and you die a hidieously slow and painful death in your mothers arms whom we will then proceed to burn alive for engaging in intercourse with your dad who is most likely now a transexual. That is all. "



hmmm.... scary
 

Roland69

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  • Aug 23, 2006
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So we pull out of work and we We go to a light near by and I reach over to my CD player and put on Joe Budden "pump it up"(that actaully does get me pumped)
 

Aaron

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Buffalo, NY
Aug 23, 2006
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  • Aug 23, 2006
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HAHAHAH

"5.7K rpm I shift into 2nd my Srixons chirp and my rear end whines as the tail of the car goes about 3 inches left. "

That has GOT to be the funniest thing I've seen in a while...
 

Roland69

Sergeant Tangnet
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  • Aug 23, 2006
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ha and then I find out he copied it from another post lol
 

grey5.0beast

Cookies should never be DUNKED!!!
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  • Aug 23, 2006
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lol
 

fivespeedsteed

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Aug 23, 2006
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  • Aug 23, 2006
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i dont know what to say...that is sheer stupidity. but i dont get why theres a guy on honda tech (kinda cool forums by the way i been there before) has a z28 and over 2,000 posts?
 

mob

the guy who hits on his mom
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Aug 23, 2006
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  • Aug 23, 2006
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Seems like he had a civic (when he made his 200posts) and just bought a z28 and has alot of friends and stuff on there. If I bought a civic Id still come to stangnet.

And yea lol the ricer copied the story from the Z28, funny stuff.
 

grey5.0beast

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are u gonna buy a civic?!?!?!?


J/k


I hope not
 

mob

the guy who hits on his mom
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grey5.0beast said:
are u gonna buy a civic?!?!?!?


J/k


I hope not
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I actually set up a meeting with a guy today with a 93 hatch with a gsr engine swap, for 7k today, Maybe he'll take a trade? he didnt show up though, douche.
 

795.0pacecar

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Aug 23, 2006
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  • Aug 23, 2006
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You've got to be kidding.....
 

mob

the guy who hits on his mom
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Aug 24, 2006
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  • Aug 24, 2006
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795.0pacecar said:
You've got to be kidding.....
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haha of course I couldnt even begin to imagine doing something so stupid. Even though you guys probably could
 

grey5.0beast

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I almost shat myself....
 

Strype

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  • Aug 24, 2006
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I gotta go pee


Whatta M O R O N
 

fivespeedsteed

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watch yourself there nick that scared me.
 

Busted07

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Anyone else notice this? this is in the "original" post... seems like he cant make up his mind on what he actually raced...

My "Uncle"/boss has an 04 Maruder

Then...

In my mirror I see the old mans cobra is a few lenghts behind.
 

DmnStr8

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I dunno why you even bother reading that folder on that site. For every true "story" there are about 3 fake ones.

Theres even a vid on there of a guy claiming to have taken down a new vette w/ a SOHC turbo civic hatch. But if you watch the vid its very obvious that the vette put 8 car lengths on him and then cut off. The guy claims he took him in the "high end" :/ Even though you can see the vette pace him for a 2nd as he pulls up along.
 

mob

the guy who hits on his mom
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DmnStr8 said:
I dunno why you even bother reading that folder on that site. For every true "story" there are about 3 fake ones.

Theres even a vid on there of a guy claiming to have taken down a new vette w/ a SOHC turbo civic hatch. But if you watch the vid its very obvious that the vette put 8 car lengths on him and then cut off. The guy claims he took him in the "high end" :/ Even though you can see the vette pace him for a 2nd as he pulls up along.
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I dont read it my friend was on there, and yea most are fake. But the story behind the stories was funny.
 

Lyncher

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FarBeyondDriven said:
Anyone else notice this? this is in the "original" post... seems like he cant make up his mind on what he actually raced...

My "Uncle"/boss has an 04 Maruder

Then...

In my mirror I see the old mans cobra is a few lenghts behind.
Click to expand...

yeah i noticed that too




GUSY CHECK OUT MY Z06 KILL THREAD!!!
 

poneypower89

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  • Aug 25, 2006
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FarBeyondDriven said:
Anyone else notice this? this is in the "original" post... seems like he cant make up his mind on what he actually raced...

My "Uncle"/boss has an 04 Maruder

Then...

In my mirror I see the old mans cobra is a few lenghts behind.
Click to expand...

"Old mans Cobra" is just refering to the muarader...

cobra heart... old person body... get it?
 
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