Hoarding toilet paper and other stuff

[Saberdemon]

How many have seen these people out there buying grocery carts full of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, bleach, tissues, baby wipes, or other ?
How about the grocery store panic where people are buying everything they can because they think they are gonna isolate themselves from the Coronavirus?

 

[2Blue2]

Why isn't hoarding beer equally important?
Your gonna be home for 2 or 3 weeks
justa saying

 

[Saberdemon]

If you don’t have at least a months worth of beer in your house at all times your ing up....

 

[Ronin38]

For the love of (insert your Dear and Fuzzy Lord's Title here)...
We're NOT losing power, or water, or grocery delivery. Just shop as usual, take precautions to not get the flu (of any variety) and freakin' CHILL, people!

 

[Noobz347]

Hey! Corona beer is on sale!!!!!!!!!!!




View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNZXDUZu2To

 

[Saberdemon]

 

[Adieu]

If you don’t have at least a months worth of beer in your house at all times your ing up....

I never have more than a case of beer at a time, it gets skunky.

However, I currently have plenty of bourbon, scotch, irish whiskey, gin, brandy, rum, tequila, schnapps, and vodka.

I am currently out of Southern Comfort though, may have to head to the liquor store tonight.

 

[Noobz347]

There are three things I've discovered as a result of this virus...

1. We are all doomed
2. ...
3. ...

So, be sure to wash your hands!

 

[kiddiccarus]

How Did I miss this opportunity?!?!?!?!?

Proper Paper Conservation 101

Step 1: Go To Work
Step 2: Punch In
Step 3: Take a Dump
Step 4: Work your shift
Step 5: Take a Dump
Step 6: Punch Out

You have now successfully learned how to properly conserve your families paper supply and you even got paid in the process.......

Happy Dumping

 

[kiddiccarus]

And for you Hardcore people.


Paper does have 2 sides

 

[LILCBRA]

 

[LILCBRA]

 

[Saberdemon]

You don’t dress like that already?

 

[kiddiccarus]

You asking about the blonde on the back?

 

[Saberdemon]

Well duh! Lol

 

[LILCBRA]

You don’t dress like that already?

Only in intimate situations.....

And what is it with a couple of you guys around here who are so interested in my extracurricular activities anyway?!?! First someone asked about my pleasure room, now this......

Can't a guy have any privacy?!

 

[Adieu]

Only in intimate situations.....

And what is it with a couple of you guys around here who are so interested in my extracurricular activities anyway?!?! First someone asked about my pleasure room, now this......

Can't a guy have any privacy?!

Not when you tell us about your hobby of knocking out studs...

 

[LILCBRA]

Not when you tell us about your hobby of knocking out studs...

Well, they had it coming to them!!

 

[Adieu]

Well, they had it coming to them!!

Giggity.

 

[2Blue2]

However, I currently have plenty of bourbon, scotch, irish whiskey, gin, brandy, rum, tequila, schnapps, and vodka.

What No Rye, Absinthe, Ouzo, Alcopop, Shochu, Whisky, Vermouth, Mezcal, Aquavit, Baiji, Gennever, Grappa, Sherry, and Pisco?
i guess its just the basics for an emergency.
Well break out the Irish Whiskey for St. PADDEYS DAY

Its Magically Delicious.







Corona Virus
Thats the name.
and away goes life
Down the drain.