I saw no cops and no cars ANYWHERE so I decided to burn wheels. So I do my burnout, and continue driving along at the speed limit... over the bridge... down the hill..still no cars... Up the hill about a half a mile from where I did the burnout, still obeying the speed limit proceeding up the next hill and ...WOOWOOWOOWOOOOOOOOOO!! Lights coming up on me at like 100mph (in a 40mph zome) and pulls me over at the crest of a hill.
I said that I wasn't speeding. He said this ticket is not for speeding..it is for SQUEALING WHEELS!!
Where did he come from??
I was a hlaf a mile away from where I did it!! 
I am the horse in this picture:
After I get done kicking myself, I am going to frame the ticket and hang it in the garage.
I said that I wasn't speeding. He said this ticket is not for speeding..it is for SQUEALING WHEELS!!
Where did he come from??
I was a hlaf a mile away from where I did it!! 
I am the horse in this picture:
After I get done kicking myself, I am going to frame the ticket and hang it in the garage.

i was late for work witch made me even later