Hold on guys... I think he may originally be from Alabama... I will attempt to communicate:
I now how you pheel. This won dude hit me on my way too werk and was like "Dude! I didnt see you" and a cop came and put me in car with him he elbowed me laffed and I finished the paperwerk so I could leeve fast and go to work and then he filed bankruptsy and I didnt get nuthin but I get drunk at night