IT'S MY B-DAY BABY!

what now?? I'll tell you! go to a titty bar, start smoking, buy lots of ****, and pay for it all with your new credit card until you are in massive dept!!
















:jester: j/k HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!:D
 
Go out and buy a pack of cigs and start smoking at a titty bar. When the ugliest bitch comes up to you and offers a lap dance, put the cigarette out on her and run as fast as you can before the bouncer beats the **** out of you. :D

Happy birthday man.

Joe
 
Happy Birthday. I feel so old. I almost remember turning 18. Wait........ nope, still cant remember it.

Have fun and dont do anything crazy. :)
 
When I turned 18, that very night I went to a strip club... with a bunch of girls. If you ever get the chance to do this, I highly recommend it.

The strippers love it when girls go, probly cause they are better then some old slob drooling on them. My table got tons of attention.... that being said I'm not a huge fan of strip clubs, but if there is a time to go, its right now.

Adam