Let's talk crap about NASCAR

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gregski

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I want to be a NASCAR fan what do I need to know? The funnier the better.

 

fiveohwblow

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85_SS_302_Coupe

it sucks (I know) to be on the receiving end

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Honestly, i wish i were a NASCAR fan. At least then i could join in and enjoy it since TV seems to have embraced it. At least then i would have something good to watch on Sundays on network TV. At least then i'd have some kind of automotive racing show i could watch all the time.

Unfortunately, unless they're crashing, i just can't get into it. The abundance of redneckery involved and the lap after lap of trading spaces and drafting are just not enough to hold my attention.

 

KBExperience

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*redneck voice*

AND ANOTHER LEFT TURN!

 

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gregski

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i mean am i hairy enough

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sneaky98gt

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gregski said:

i mean am i hairy enough

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Is that Bill?????

 

RedDaemon

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which one?

 

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RedDaemon said:

which one?

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Is that a chick on teh left......or a guy with a bra meow

 

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I don't watch Nascar as much as I use to. I'm more interested now in just watching certain tracks. Some of the tracks are a real snoozer for watching on tv. But as far as partying, you'd be hard pressed to find people that can party harder. If you spend 4-5 days camped outside the track or in the infield, you'll party your ass off.

 

GT40XStang9

Thanks to Tim, I get off pretty easy.

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YouTube - NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: Drive Fast

 

olred

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Yall don't understand the true joy of NASCAR! It aint about the sport. It's about tailgatin and hatin on Jeff Gordon. You don't even hafta watch the race to be a fan. As long as you know beer is good, Jeff Gordon sucks D.E.J's dick, beer is good, and D.E.S will always be a legend.

 

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Chase Elliott is the future.

 

COramprat

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olred said:

Yall don't understand the true joy of NASCAR! It aint about the sport. It's about tailgatin and hatin on Jeff Gordon. You don't even hafta watch the race to be a fan. As long as you know beer is good, Jeff Gordon sucks D.E.J's dick, beer is good, and D.E.S will always be a legend.

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Would you be my long lost daughter?

 

fiveohwblow

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olred said:

Yall don't understand the true joy of NASCAR! It aint about the sport. It's about tailgatin and hatin on Jeff Gordon. You don't even hafta watch the race to be a fan. As long as you know beer is good, Jeff Gordon sucks D.E.J's dick, beer is good, and D.E.S will always be a legend.

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Says the girl who complained she lived so far in the sticks she had to have a car to go anywhere

Not helping with the redneck stereotype

 

olred

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COramprat said:

Would you be my long lost daughter?

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is your name bubba by any chance??

 

mustangphil

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Count me in on redneck 500 bashing. Here are few things you need to know.

 

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You know that the Rolex series is part of NASCAR, right? NASCAR drivers even drive in some of the races. NASCAR also owns AMA.

 

olred

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NASCAR cars don't have windshield wipers yall, of course they cant drive in the rain. God...

 

fiveohwblow

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Money can't buy the redneck outta man. Just outfits em with nicer things.