LIES! Nothing but lies!

I'm a freaking TwEECer tuning genius! The warm weather here in North Dakota really makes me want to go out and tackle the tuning project even more! I don't mind at all that I've more than $12,000 worth of hardware under the hood that sits in my garage while I figure out what my next move is going to be.
 
I can't stop thinking about the in-law leaving so I, stopped pouting and got out of the corner, called the house and told the wife to turn on all the lights and leave them on, dirty as many dishes as she can, pour all my Crown Royal out that I got for Christmas, and don't wash the sheets they were sleeping in. I'm gonna sleep there now.
 
- I love my job. :)

- I'm not considering taking the money for a new assult rifle & buying more Stang parts. :rolleyes:

- I don't care that the car wash ripped off my new UPR Shorty Antenna :shrug:

- I didn't take a photo last night of my hood GAP & think of Mob. :nice:
 
I am totally psyched about a certain airline that lost my bagage twice and delivered it mere mintes after I purchased more clothing. I am extremely happy about the fact that 7 of my days off are spent at my mother and father in-laws'. I love the flat, hard bed that is causing me to wake up in pain. I even relish the fact that I am unable to work on the stang while I have all this time off. I even enjoy it more that the wife has a strict "hands-off" policy while being at her parents.