Moron huh..I do believe that is a personal attack
the seals(only 1 is exposed to coolant in a properly functioning pump) are lubricated by the inherent lubricating properties of ethyene glycol. Not that a seal would need lubricating anyway, nothing rubs against it. Stop leak serves no purpose other than its name implies. When an auto manufacturer is churning out 1000's of vehicles a day, a little preventative measure like that can add up to a significant cost(and reputation) savings when the vehicle is purchased. When the Stop Leak product says anything about lubrication it is referring to a chemical in the product that softens the rubber and causes it to expand a small amount, which could in turn eliminate a small leak if it were leaking through the seal. But if it is leaking through the seal, the coolant has displaced the oil in the bearing, so instead of a leaky seal you're faced with a bad bearing. So, to sum things up, it would do no good to lubricate a water pump, ->moot point. Your thinking leads me to believe that putting armor-all on my tires is the same as repacking the wheel bearings. Like you said, some people are beyond help.
BTW, red letters are an indication of vast water pump knowledge