Master Husband negotiators and dog lovers! Need feedback!

[87cooper]

My wife has me against the ropes! She is fighting to have a 3rd dog and a big dog "Great Dane" We already have one great Dane and of course is the sweetest dog around our little one. Financially we are fine but just the long term responsibility is my concern. She even gave in for exchange for this puppy, I can go buy a new motorcycle. Am I screwed? I thought about calling the breeding and offering them money to just say the puppy has already been sold. We have an awesome relationship, looking for great husband's /dog lovers feedback.

 

[91AOD5.0LX]

Happy wife, Happy life

 

[Bullitt347]

Sounds like she has already made up your mind.
Bribery?
LMAO.

 

[nickyb]

She's squeezing your balls hard, better give in or she will castrate you.

 

[Noobz347]

A motorcycle for huge piles of dog poop to scoop. Sounds like an even trade Make sure you add the line about her feeding the thing whilst in negotiations.

 

[87cooper]

My nuts ARE in her purse every since we got married with respects to owning another motorcycle. While I love motorcycles, I don't know how to keep both tires on the ground. I like the headlight point 12olcock while switching gears.

I'm hoping this will blow over and she will focus on something else. Fingers crossed!