Jims5543
Founding Member
Since there is no kills section I'll post this here its too funny.
I am heading home this evening at about 8:30 and I pass a Cavalier w/ a GIANT touring wing getting ready to pull onto the road. I am doing the speed limit (45mph) and I see him starting to gain on me - I suspect a ricer flyby is coming so I downshift the GT to second and keep the clutch pushed to the floor and turn off the traction control. Right as he gets along side of me I floor it and pop the clutch tires let out a squeel engine roars and I pull away from him like he is standing still about half way through 3rd I let off I am like 15+ cars out in front.
He finally catches up and pulls along side of me I am in third this time. We are rolling side by side at 40 mph and I hear his wheezy engine start to fart. He pulls about 2 cars before I respond (I was busy drinking some water) I downshift to second and floor it again. This was more fun I got to blow by him with more momentum than the first time. Same results by about 4k in 3rd I let off and coast way out in front.
We get to a light and someone is in left lane. Ricer boy get behind me. Light turns green and I just smoke the tires in his face drive up about 2 blocks and turn off before he could catch up. (and before a cop finds me) and head home.
BTW- I had the A/C on the whole time.
I love schooling ricers.
I am heading home this evening at about 8:30 and I pass a Cavalier w/ a GIANT touring wing getting ready to pull onto the road. I am doing the speed limit (45mph) and I see him starting to gain on me - I suspect a ricer flyby is coming so I downshift the GT to second and keep the clutch pushed to the floor and turn off the traction control. Right as he gets along side of me I floor it and pop the clutch tires let out a squeel engine roars and I pull away from him like he is standing still about half way through 3rd I let off I am like 15+ cars out in front.
He finally catches up and pulls along side of me I am in third this time. We are rolling side by side at 40 mph and I hear his wheezy engine start to fart. He pulls about 2 cars before I respond (I was busy drinking some water) I downshift to second and floor it again. This was more fun I got to blow by him with more momentum than the first time. Same results by about 4k in 3rd I let off and coast way out in front.
We get to a light and someone is in left lane. Ricer boy get behind me. Light turns green and I just smoke the tires in his face drive up about 2 blocks and turn off before he could catch up. (and before a cop finds me) and head home.
BTW- I had the A/C on the whole time.
I love schooling ricers.