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Mustang gods like Turkey Sammiches...

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Daggar

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Lyncher said:
Can we start advertising to get some more MILFs on stangnet? Pretty please daggar!!
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Lemme check the rule book.....



























It says here that they are allowed but must possess a working Mustang vocabulary and in the process of or planning for, considering, and gathering the information necessary to one day do their own oil change as a minimum.

We may not however, advertise or attempt to entice said member into the forum beyond the scope of a normal site referral.








Whaddya think? Did that sound official???
 

timeless2

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fidstang said:
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Don't think too hard. It's all in fun.
 

Lyncher

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Yes but it was most certainly not what i was looking for..i think there should be some fine print reading

"These guidelines become null and void if and only if the said woman has breasts greater than or equal to a 36C, and as a general rule, no fat chicks"
 
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Lyncher said:
Yes but it was most certainly not what i was looking for..i think there should be some fine print reading

"These guidelines become null and void if and only if the said woman has breasts greater than or equal to a 36C, and as a general rule, no fat chicks"
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Again... we must use proper Mustang terminology. Breasts should be greater than or equal to the total displacement of two cylinders in a standard bore 302.
 

Aaron

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Daggar said:
Lemme check the rule book.....
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You have the official Stangnet rule book???
Does this mean you are gonna release the official "Daggar" Skin version 1.0 for Stangnet??? Guess we should get ready for some spring cleaning 'round here!
 

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Daggar said:
Again... we must use proper Mustang terminology. Breasts should be greater than or equal to the total displacement of two cylinders in a standard bore 302.
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So 1.25 liter breast volume?
 

S&B

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you get your rule book when you send your money in
 

Bad92GT

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i have a plan.. we'll steal the rule book.. delete it.. and there wont be anymore rules!
 

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S&B said:
you get your rule book when you send your money in
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Which reminds me, your last check bounced.
 
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Lyncher said:
So 1.25 liter breast volume?
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Actual numbers should only be referred to as exaples at this point. Actual size requirement must pass through the SN Senate prior to approval or validation/invalidation.
 

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Daggar said:
Actual numbers should only be referred to as exaples at this point. Actual size requirement must pass through the SN Senate prior to approval or validation/invalidation.
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well lets get crackin! And i dont wanna see any of this pocket veto bs either!
 

Mustang5L5

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This thread is Mustang5L5 approved
 

DMAN302

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If you have poooo throw it now...
 

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Mustang5L5 said:
This thread is Mustang5L5 approved
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you have exceeded the maximum liter limit. Your avatar shows a total of 6ltrs.
 

Mustang5L5

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fidstang said:
you have exceeded the maximum liter limit. Your avatar shows a total of 6ltrs.
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I don't see anyone complaining
 

S&B

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my fingers smell like beaver
 

DMAN302

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S&B said:
my fingers smell like beaver
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and my dog now drifts to the left when running...thank man, last time I leave you to watch the cooler and 'play' with the dog ....
 

bluevenom867

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DMAN302 said:
and my dog now drifts to the left when running...thank man, last time I leave you to watch the cooler and 'play' with the dog ....
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DMAN302 said:
and my dog now drifts to the left when running...thank man, last time I leave you to watch the cooler and 'play' with the dog ....
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LMFAO
 

S&B

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DMAN302 said:
and my dog now drifts to the left when running...thank man, last time I leave you to watch the cooler and 'play' with the dog ....
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no problem Dman
 
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