Needs to be said: HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYBODY!

skywalker said:

As I am unfortunately, and recently single - and bitter about the fact - I won't need them for quite awhile as I have been known to go years between dates, much less "long term" relationships.

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OK, I'll let you in on one gaurded secret to getting women to come to you

You need to get a little chick magnet like my brothers dog here, "Baby Fred".
Take this little guy out in public and women will be swarming all over you to see him , then just start a conversation with the one you like.
I've yet to see a woman that didn't fall in love instantly with little Freddy when they met him, he was a little charmer in his day and attracted a lot of women to see him
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JD: The real problem is that I'm a prick and I swear a lot. It apparently offends them.