You're too white and nerdy? Sheese, oughta be me; too cheap to get cable and, since there is no VW dealership in Yuma ("Stinkin' Kraut bastidges"), none of the three English-speaking TV broadcasters play VW commercials. The fourth station (I think) plays VW commercials; but they don't habla Ingles and I don't habla Espanol.
How did that happen?
I'm pretty sure I was passed out in my chair (my back -specifically L2, L4 and L5 - wasn't/weren't too keen on the whole "lying down horizontally" concept) at 4:30 this morning.......