No Need To Wish Me Luck. I Am A Genius.

[CarMichael Angelo]

First you'll need one of these:

1500-2000.00
Then you'll need one of these:

Breitling Super Ocean heritage 3500.00
Then a pair of these:

Burberry ,...775.00
Then of course for all of your important documents, You'll need one of these:

Bosca Men's luxury brief case w/ strap.- 575.00

Then,...after all of that, and tucked neatly inside your fine leather briefcase, and only after you've secured a test drive from the poor unsuspecting salesperson,...you produce this:

Your average Walther CCP 9mm.

Then you can put poor ole dude off on the side of the road, and whisk your newly acquired I8 off to your villa:

In Rikers.

 

[hoopty5.0]

That watch.


One day, when I have truly made it, I will own one.

 

[madspeed]

I can hear the snarky words of wisdom coming. Oooh them bimmer buyers have no idea what they're getting themselves into

 

[Noobz347]

Guns, ties, suitcases, jail... ummmm

There's a car in the background

 

[CarMichael Angelo]

Guns, ties, suitcases, jail... ummmm

There's a car in the background

I actually start on Monday.
The best part is that I'll have a card.

It'll have my name on it, and right below that,.........genius.

I told the wife I might have to "move on" in our relationship, that I need to find someone more mentally challenging.

 

[Boosted92LX]

I actually start on Monday.
The best part is that I'll have a card.

It'll have my name on it, and right below that,.........genius.

I told the wife I might have to "move on" in our relationship, that I need to find someone more mentally challenging.

Be careful what ya wish for. She might take half your stuff and oblige you..

I've given up trying to predict female reactions.

 

[mikestang63]

I actually start on Monday.
The best part is that I'll have a card.

It'll have my name on it, and right below that,.........genius.

I told the wife I might have to "move on" in our relationship, that I need to find someone more mentally challenging.................. and then i woke up in the ER

fixed

 

[A5literMan]

I think my ex fits the "mentally challenged" criteria

 

[mikestang63]

I think my ex fits the "mentally challenged" criteria

LOL. They all do Todd. That's why we call them EX.

Wish I came across this beforehand

 

[RaggedGT]

So.. How's being a Genius treating ya?

 

[CarMichael Angelo]

So.. How's being a Genius treating ya?

It's great. IAS starts on Thursday. We're driving the cars there tomorrow. It was supposed to be Monday, but the sales mgr was misinformed. I'm driving the I8.