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No Need To Wish Me Luck. I Am A Genius.

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CarMichael Angelo

my rearend will smell so minty fresh,
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First you'll need one of these:

1500-2000.00
Then you'll need one of these:

Breitling Super Ocean heritage 3500.00
Then a pair of these:


Burberry ,...775.00
Then of course for all of your important documents, You'll need one of these:

Bosca Men's luxury brief case w/ strap.- 575.00

Then,...after all of that, and tucked neatly inside your fine leather briefcase, and only after you've secured a test drive from the poor unsuspecting salesperson,...you produce this:


Your average Walther CCP 9mm.

Then you can put poor ole dude off on the side of the road, and whisk your newly acquired I8 off to your villa:



In Rikers.
 

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That watch.


One day, when I have truly made it, I will own one.
 
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I can hear the snarky words of wisdom coming. Oooh them bimmer buyers have no idea what they're getting themselves into
 
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Guns, ties, suitcases, jail... ummmm






There's a car in the background
 
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CarMichael Angelo

my rearend will smell so minty fresh,
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Noobz347 said:
Guns, ties, suitcases, jail... ummmm






There's a car in the background
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I actually start on Monday.
The best part is that I'll have a card.

It'll have my name on it, and right below that,.........genius.

I told the wife I might have to "move on" in our relationship, that I need to find someone more mentally challenging.
 
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Boosted92LX

It's only an inch or two. What's the big deal?
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madmike1157 said:
I actually start on Monday.
The best part is that I'll have a card.

It'll have my name on it, and right below that,.........genius.

I told the wife I might have to "move on" in our relationship, that I need to find someone more mentally challenging.
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Be careful what ya wish for. She might take half your stuff and oblige you..

I've given up trying to predict female reactions.
 

mikestang63

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madmike1157 said:
I actually start on Monday.
The best part is that I'll have a card.

It'll have my name on it, and right below that,.........genius.

I told the wife I might have to "move on" in our relationship, that I need to find someone more mentally challenging.................. and then i woke up in the ER
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fixed
 
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A5literMan

At least it is lumpy...
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I think my ex fits the "mentally challenged" criteria
 
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A5literMan said:
I think my ex fits the "mentally challenged" criteria
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LOL. They all do Todd. That's why we call them EX.

Wish I came across this beforehand

 
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RaggedGT

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So.. How's being a Genius treating ya?
 

CarMichael Angelo

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RaggedGT said:
So.. How's being a Genius treating ya?
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It's great. IAS starts on Thursday. We're driving the cars there tomorrow. It was supposed to be Monday, but the sales mgr was misinformed. I'm driving the I8.
 
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