Back in Black said:
You dont hate him cause of a bike crash. You hate him because he won a super bowl when you kept predicting him to fail. You hate him because Tom Brady wasn't the talk of the NFL last year. In all, You were jelous of Ben Rothlisberger. Now you just take any chance you can to bash him.
Damn stright, they are talking about him this yr but b/c of how his QB rating is 34.2 and b/c he's got 7 INT's and 0 TD's
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Oh this reminds me of the heated Patriots VS Steelers war at work. There is a guy who works on the same building as me but on the oppsite shift that Im on. Same hrs 6AM to 6PM but whenever my shift is off his is working and vise versa. Well anyway after this weekends games I get to work at 6AM and myself and the guy I work w/ go to the building we work in after breefing and what do we find in our locker? Its a list a top 10 list that I will copy for you now.
Chucks List to me ( Chuck is a die hard steelers fan and Patriots Hater)
10 Things Travis would ask Tom Brady
1. Can we take a bubble bath together?
2. Tom where do you get your hair cut, thats where I want to go to.
3 .Do you have any underwear I can have?
4. Your not one of those beer drinking loosers are you?
5. Do you want to meet at walmart at 2AM so we can get the new PS2?
6. Did you know that I once had a Mustang?
7. Will you ride on the back of my bike I'll let you wear my Power Ranger gear?
8. Does it make me gay that I find you irresitable?
9. Can you get me a job in the equiptment/laundry room.
10. Will you marry me?
Now of course I took extreme offense to those so I had to come back with something of my own. This morning when him and the guy he works with get to the building ( they are both in on the patriots and Brady bashing) they will find this taped to the inside of there locker. I think mine is much better, he's also a Yankee's fan so you will see that dig futher down on the list.
Things running through Ben Roethlisterberger's Head while sitting on the bench on Sundays
1. I thought this ring on my finger ment I wasnt a flash in the pan?
2.*Breaking News* This just in- Big Ben is an equal opptunity QB he will throw to any player on the field regardless of their team colors on their uniforms.
3.If I can catch coach Cower on a good day and have milk and cookies with him do you think he will let me go to N.E so Tom Brady can show me how to throw a TD pass?
4. But Everyone in Pittsburgh told me I was the next Terry Bradshaw
5. Do you think that after Travis gets done giving Tom a ride on his bike that he will show me how to actually ride one?
6. I never thought that busting out my chicklets during a motorcycle accident would effect how I throw a football?
7. Is it really that bad that Sanfrancisco has a better record then us?
8. If I had Burress and Randel El back Im almost positive that I would have thrown an TD pass by now.
9. I still havnt figured out whats worse- Alex Rodriguez's batting avg during the month of OCT or my QB Passer rating of 34.2?
10. Just b/c were 1-3 and I have 0 TD's and 7 INT's and our defense can only play half a game I dont see why steelers fans are such poor loosers?
11. Im glad Tom Brady told me to Keep my chin up and hold my head high, things will get better.
12. Is it to early to be thinking... "There is always next yr" ?
A. The new system is a PS3 not a PS2, they would not make a new system and call it the same thing.
B. Used to have a Mustang? I thought the 1993 LX 5.0 currently parked in my garage would count as far as having a Mustang?
C. Try and get your info correct, it makes you that much more credible. Thanks for playing, better luck next time just make sure your team wins and mine loose's before you try and get clever.
And so the yr long fude begins.......
that is funny..
TOM BRADY