Outnumbered By Idiots

Tell me I couldn't sell this on bookpage:


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That's right my friends, it's a crank-driven Super-Coil. The first of it's kind. Will generate 1.21 Gigawatts of spark-plug pounding power.

Why there's enough spark here to run your car on straight vegetable oil.

Available in V-belt, 6-rib, or the legendary 8-rib designs for maximum possible spark boost. :nice:
 
Tell me I couldn't sell this on bookpage:


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That's right my friends, it's a crank-driven Super-Coil. The first of it's kind. Will generate 1.21 Gigawatts of spark-plug pounding power.

Why there's enough spark here to run your car on straight vegetable oil.

Available in V-belt, 6-rib, or the legendary 8-rib designs for maximum possible spark boost. :night:
Think that would take care of my head gasket problem?
 
Tell me I couldn't sell this on bookpage:


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That's right my friends, it's a crank-driven Super-Coil. The first of it's kind. Will generate 1.21 Gigawatts of spark-plug pounding power.

Why there's enough spark here to run your car on straight vegetable oil.

Available in V-belt, 6-rib, or the legendary 8-rib designs for maximum possible spark boost. :night:
Hey dummy, it ain't connected to the crank!
 
I can't talk to those guys...
Last week, I was returning Summit junk at one of those shipping places, and there was a guy my age standing in front of me, and the counter person was wrangling several loose short pieces of 3" exhaust tubing, trying to get it shippable.

I said "Oohh car parts, you have to be a car guy".

Then the guy turns and just starts blowing me up with stupid sht.

The exhaust didn't fit his 800 hp vette that he keeps as his street driver,..and when he wants to go around the track he'll drive either his 918 or his 917/30 Porsche.

I looked un impressed, because he asked me if I knew what either of those two cars were. When I said no,..He almost yelled "Well, you must not be a BMW guy,...if you don't know your Porsches"

I just replied flatly,...."How does being a "BMW guy" automatically mean I know what a 917/30 Porsche is?, I am a BMW guy."

The conversation waned.

The other counter girl took my box, and asked where it was going,..I said Summit.
Dude pops back into the conversation and states that he has bought many an item from there, and asked what I was returning.
"Just some stuff" I said., and left it at that.

This is a 917/30
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a $2+ million dollar car,... This is what he drives when he wants to "track a car".

This was his "other" porsche.

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Another 2 million dollar car,....the 918. It was evidently his "either/or" between the top and bottom.

So dudes got 4+ million tied up in two porsches,...but here's this guy sending back 4 pieces of exhaust tubing for a vette that didn't fit.

This is his driving suit when he tracks those cars: :poo: