Ricers defending 5.0's to another ricer!!! FUNNY

[85ragtop]

What a load of crap. That whole thread is crap. Better yet I think a line from one of my favorite movies somes up that thread:

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. "

 

[Boss 351]

Best quote ever

 

[srothfuss]

Regardless of who has a faster car, my car is slow and I love it. I lost to a G35 (6M?) yesterday on the way home from work...

Those threads are fun to read.

 

[Kdubslugga]

And people wonder why i hate ricers!!!! One kid says "I have a friend who has an 89 V6,, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i should email him and bet him like 100 grand. Plain and simple there is no way a Civic will beat and Mustang with out extensive work done. Just like there is no way a Mustang will beat and LS1 with out some work done

 

[Roland69]

I don't even let them get to me.they are just ricers. But if a 4 cyl is running 10 I do respect that.

 

[89white50]

i just saw this thread, then wandered over there obviously...

Seriously, i wonder if 90% of those clowns know what an oil filter or a spark plug looks like. Thier knowledge is of any piece of automotive equipment makes me want to barf. They all talk like they just walked out of the FAWKIN HOOD.

"yo dog, and i was like dog i dont even have VTAK dog...once VTAK kicks in its all over mannnn...want some booger sugar dawwg"

 

[Roland69]

it's like the "jonny ricer" vids on streetfire

 

[Boss 351]

Ricers are hated by real "tuners" as well. They make the whole econobox civic modding thing look stupid.

 

[91lxttrim]

Are those hubs in the rear or actual drum brakes? I can fit all 4 honda pistons in my mouth, those slugs don't scare me because I don't fear hamsters lol

lmao!! that's funny but why would you put the pistons in your mouth? On second thought if you're going to insert them into your body that might be the safest place...

 

[InfraRed]

damn lol. that thread is like 7 months old.

 

[Boss 351]

... and no "welcome to last year" jokes

 

[Strype]

... and no "welcome to last year" jokes

Welcome to last year asshats!!!


There ya go

 

[pb_paulie_b]

Ricers are hated by real "tuners" as well. They make the whole econobox civic modding thing look stupid.

I totally agree. My bud who drives a Subee WRX hates the fact that 99% of all those bumblebee mufflers were just installed to make noise.

 

[C.Harris]

It's good to be the king.

Rank does have its privelages

 

[Roland69]

weee are tha champions ,weee are the champions

 

[Kdubslugga]

I think the reason i hate ricers so bad, is the ignorance of them all. I mean its like a guy with 100 bucks bragging to a millionaire about his money. Whoever told the ricers that VTEC kicks in????? Ive driven a Honda with Vtec and i cant feel any difference at all, its slow from stop to redline.

Hey guys i just beat z06 tonight in my stock 5.0 with exhaust. How idiotic does that freakin sound. Do these Ricers not no how stupid they sound?

 

[bynummustang]

I think we need to have a big track day, our forum vs. theirs.

I'll bring both of my 'stock' mustangs down.

The previous owner of my newer one was a GREAT driver, and got into 7.18 in 1/8

 

[90_Red_LX]

I learned the hard way to respect whatever it is you line up beside, even if it is a honda. When all I had was flowmaster mufflers, I had one pull 3 or 4 cars on me from a 60-90 roll, even though I started to SLOWLY reel him in, and he wasn't even a turbo car. The ones with a clean tip and a stock body/clean kitted ones are the ones you need to watch out for, especially if they act more mature that most. Hell I seen a older honda bust a low 8 at the 1/8th. That has a bolt on 5.0's milk easily, and it only gets worse after the 1/8th mile marker.

 

[90mustangGT]

Ricers are hated by real "tuners" as well. They make the whole econobox civic modding thing look stupid.

No joke there. They hate them because.... well how annoying is it when someone comes up with a V6 or 4-popper mustang and compares thier car to yours? I worked with a guy that always talked about his "five-oh", and when he finally drove it to work one day, it was a 2.3!!! He said it was an "import racer mustang". This is the same guy that when the lady at the drug screening office told him to go in the bathroom and give them a sample for a drug test, he came out with a cup of something else, and it wasn't urine.

 

[91lxttrim]

I have to admit, the first time I went to the strip with my first hatch (no mufflers, Hurst shifter), I met an Eagle Talon at the tree. I was naive and thought, "cool, I'll smoke this guy", he blew my doors off. Turned out to be a AWD turbo car. Granted I was pretty much bone stock at the time. But that made me realize from the beginning to never judge a book by it's cover. Or make assumptions. something like that...