...and
3. I'm still confused. (Then again, it's too early in the morning for me to think, anyway.)
So you're a half breed carpet muncher???
Yes, buts its affectings the way that I talks.
Next thing you know, I'll be carrying around a Gibson Explorer all day long. That could get a bit awkward. I'd have to drive with the window down all of the time, and backing up into bathroom stalls might be a bit of a challenge...
Oh, hey ... how's your mileage doing, now? Still need to swap them O2 sensors out sometime this weekend...
. I'm loving it. I'm happy. 
Ok....
1. I'm part Native American
2. I'm a chick.
I'm also really diggin' Metalocalipse. \m/
Oh, wait... I'm mad at you...
ok truce. I wont attempt any more jokes.
If I was a chick, I'd totally be ghey.
Hot chicks are all nice curves and soft skin and smelly-good perfumes and long hair and multiple orgasms and whatnot.
Dudes are all hairy and stinky and have facial stubble and nasty beer guts and all these weird fleshy things hanging from their groin area.
I'll never understand what chicks see in dudes ... or what ghey dudes see in dudes, either.
No you would be a butch. With plaid shirt, stone wash jeans and a pair of dock martins.
Oh yeah????
What would you rather have...
This:
or this:
Now, post up a pic of a hot 'lil Goth chick and you'll get a different answer.
Does she have to be a lil' goth chick? I prefer my goths to be above 5'6" so they've got some long ol' legs to show off them fishnets...
uhhhhh, honestly? The sundae. She's too blonde tweeker hookerish for my taste.
