North East SSoM Members!!!

[Venom351R]

How did you measure it?

-Mike

worden and Dan came over and he added up the sum of the 2

 

[Dan_Soprano]

worden and Dan came over and he added up the sum of the 2

homo

 

[Dan_Soprano]

WOW my upstairs neighbors are going at it!!! They always do on the weekend mornings. SHE IS A SCREAMER!!!!!! It kinda makes me wanna punch my mule hearing her moan like a stuck pig!!!

 

[Venom351R]

WOW my upstairs neighbors are going at it!!! They always do on the weekend mornings. SHE IS A SCREAMER!!!!!! It kinda makes me wanna punch my mule hearing her moan like a stuck pig!!!

 

[Dan_Soprano]

I swear they are **** stars up there. The guy is a CHAMP......they have been going for like 20 mins non stop now. On a funny note though, a few weeks ago, they were going at it when I was leaving for work. Out in the hallway you can hear like you were in the room with them. It was about 6am, and I heard her moaning as I was walking out, so I figured hey, why not and I stopped and listened in for a min. well no faster then 20 seconds went by, she moaned like twice and then all I hear her say is "what happened? this nevr happens to you"!!!!!!! I almost pissed myself I laughed so hard!!! I kinda muttered somehing in the hallway for all to hear.....I think it was 2 pump chump or something like that. Sometimes when I am sitting in my Living room and I hear them going at it, I yell GIT-R-DONE or something to that effect. That usually nets me a dirty look next time she see's me. LMAO!!!!!

 

[Venom351R]

I swear they are **** stars up there. The guy is a CHAMP......they have been going for like 20 mins non stop now. On a funny note though, a few weeks ago, they were going at it when I was leaving for work. Out in the hallway you can hear like you were in the room with them. It was about 6am, and I heard her moaning as I was walking out, so I figured hey, why not and I stopped and listened in for a min. well no faster then 20 seconds went by, she moaned like twice and then all I hear her say is "what happened? this nevr happens to you"!!!!!!! I almost pissed myself I laughed so hard!!! I kinda muttered somehing in the hallway for all to hear.....I think it was 2 pump chump or something like that. Sometimes when I am sitting in my Living room and I hear them going at it, I yell GIT-R-DONE or something to that effect. That usually nets me a dirty look next time she see's me. LMAO!!!!!

lol thats funny as hell.

 

[FEARNO1]

Dan next time it happens you should call and order a pizza and give the pizza place there address..or do something else to screw with them

 

[gaslight]

he just wants to spunk on her door knob.

Travis don't be jealous of the brown uniform. I'm sure the inmates find your uniform real sexy.

 

[gaslight]

Dan, you should start clapping and cheering real loud when she is done. She probably likes having a captive audience when she preforms. Sounds like alot of theatrics. Just too fake to be believed. She could write a book entitled "What I learned about love making from watching **** movies."

 

[Dan_Soprano]

Dan next time it happens you should call and order a pizza and give the pizza place there address..or do something else to screw with them

thats a good idea!!!!

 

[gaslight]

There are a lot of things that you could do. Just takes a little thinking and creativity.

 

[Venom351R]

pin a roll of duct tape on the door w/ a note that says........for her

 

[Dan_Soprano]

pin a roll of duct tape on the door w/ a note that says........for her

thats a good idea. I was thinking more along the line of a gimp mask, like the one from pulp fiction.

 

[Venom351R]

how about one that they used in The Silence of the Lambs that Hannibal lector wore.

 

[Dan_Soprano]

how about one that they used in The Silence of the Lambs that Hannibal lector wore.

naaaa, I like the full head mask Idea.....

 

[Venom351R]

naaaa, I like the full head mask Idea.....

isent the hannible lector one a full head mask

 

[Dan_Soprano]

isent the hannible lector one a full head mask

no, he just has the lower face mask........kinda like an old friday the 13th type thing.

 

[Venom351R]

oh yeah.

 

[Dan_Soprano]

I need to win the Powerball.

 

[Venom351R]

I need to win the Powerball.

I won $7 off powerball last week and $1 of Megabucks



oh yeah BTW........ HOW BOUT DEM PATROITS