North East SSoM Members!!!

lol it dosent bother me, your the guys that are stuck w/ the same girl (not that its a bad thing) Im just not ready to settle down yet and when I do then I'll stop having my fun. :banana:

I can see that were all bored and we need some warm weather and to be able to drive or stangs, its pretty bad when my sex life becomes a 2 page topic.... :nonono:

If you guys wanted all the details I would need to write a book :D
 
Dan_Soprano said:
Wow, I think if the Mods read our thread they would ban us all for the way we talk to each other!! We are FREAKIN' brutal!! The sign of true friendships!!
they don't have a problem with it as long as no one here has a problem with it. we are just :stick: poking a little fun at one another. nothing meant to harm anyone.
 
Badstang00 said:
Chapter 1) How to have mail order inflatable fun.

Chapter 2) Sorry, thats it. This is a short book.


-Mike
chapter 3 Fun with Vasoline and a butt plug!
chapter 4 Beating the Bishop, Flogging the Dolphin, Popping the Porpoise...The REAL Story
:rlaugh:
 
chapter 5 How to repair you inflatable lady friend in a hurry.

chapter 6 Why self tanning lotion and Ben Gay are bad personal lubricants.

chapter 7 Explaining why your friends and family never get to meet your 'girlfriend'. The real lying begins.

chapter 8 Why you don't stick anything through the GLORY Hole while watching videos at the Porno shop.