North East SSoM Members!!!
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Hondas New Campain Ad.
Congradulations you finially made it out of the closet, it wasent easy but you did it. You thought your dad was going to beat the Shi* out of you and thought your mom was going to die right there Well You dad dident touch you and your moms still alive, but they kicked your fairy ass out and cut you off. Now your on your own with now money. You Need wheels and Honda can Help. The New Civic Is affordable and lets face it ManSex isent exactly the most lucrative career, but its the only thing you know how to do other then modern interpretive dance. The Hatch Back is roomy Enough for 2 jons at once and is good advertisment to boot. Nothing says "You can Fu** My man hole for $20" better then a powder blue civic. Your going to make it kid, you will make it to art school in no time, and you will do it in a honda Civic.
HONDA
You can Make it in a Honda
Congradulations you finially made it out of the closet, it wasent easy but you did it. You thought your dad was going to beat the Shi* out of you and thought your mom was going to die right there Well You dad dident touch you and your moms still alive, but they kicked your fairy ass out and cut you off. Now your on your own with now money. You Need wheels and Honda can Help. The New Civic Is affordable and lets face it ManSex isent exactly the most lucrative career, but its the only thing you know how to do other then modern interpretive dance. The Hatch Back is roomy Enough for 2 jons at once and is good advertisment to boot. Nothing says "You can Fu** My man hole for $20" better then a powder blue civic. Your going to make it kid, you will make it to art school in no time, and you will do it in a honda Civic.
HONDA
You can Make it in a Honda
Dan_Soprano
15 Year Member
Ahhhh, I could just see it now........big brown truck, smoking tires.....you with you MULLET smiling ear to ear......gaslight said:
hey whats wrong with a Mullet?Dan_Soprano said:Ahhhh, I could just see it now........big brown truck, smoking tires.....you with you MULLET smiling ear to ear......
It was funny. Made the back of the truck smell for a while. Had to open the rear doors to get the smell out.
Where did the assclown ricer go? Corvettes are real muscle cars my ass. They are sports cars. He sounded really queer saying 'Fellows'.
Next time just ignore the butt pirates. Didn't your mother tell you to just ignore the retarted kids and they will go away. Hell I just like throwing rocks at them. Hmmm.... what would Joe Dirt do?
Dan_Soprano
15 Year Member
SHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! we are "covert"!!!!!!!Striped5.0 said:They captured Saddam, Our US Military Rocks
I Think Mike and Dan got him, there really not just Navy boys, there Special Ops Navy Seals. Come on you can tell us..........
Dan_Soprano
15 Year Member
Dan_Soprano
15 Year Member
<---gaslight!!
Mr No Stang
Founding Member
You guys have been busy in the last week. Now that I am back from vacation, I just have to get through xmas and I can start purchasing my goodies for next summer.
Where is the import troll? He must be home today, school is cancelled everywhere. There was soooooo much rice in Florida that it made me sick. Fart pipe after fart pipe buzzing by like a herd of gaseous cows. On a good note though, when I was in St. Thomas, I saw a ton of 'stangs. Most of them being fox bodys, but they all looked and sounded modified.
Did not get in til 1:30 this morning. Our flight out of Miami was delayed 2 hours, so we missed our Cincinatti connection to Portland and had to fly to Bangor instead. Then it was a 2 hour drive from there back to Augusta. It pretty much sucked. BTW Chris, I will take 3 decals, 2 hats, and 2 more XL t-shirts.
-Mike
Where is the import troll? He must be home today, school is cancelled everywhere. There was soooooo much rice in Florida that it made me sick. Fart pipe after fart pipe buzzing by like a herd of gaseous cows. On a good note though, when I was in St. Thomas, I saw a ton of 'stangs. Most of them being fox bodys, but they all looked and sounded modified.
Did not get in til 1:30 this morning. Our flight out of Miami was delayed 2 hours, so we missed our Cincinatti connection to Portland and had to fly to Bangor instead. Then it was a 2 hour drive from there back to Augusta. It pretty much sucked. BTW Chris, I will take 3 decals, 2 hats, and 2 more XL t-shirts.
-Mike
DoubleONegative
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