Well guys, I got written up at work last week. Went to a Big Apple Convenience store up in Waterville, and noticed that they were in the process of doing inventory. I went out back to see the store manager to see what I could and could not touch for product, and she told me only the product in the walk in was O.K. to touch. After that she proceeds to inform me of what
NOT to order, while pointing to stuff that was right in front of me like I was some kind of pre-schooler. That was annoying to me, but it was what she said next that set me off;
Manager; "BTW, I am in a very bad mood today, so you don't want to piss me off!!"
Me; "

Why the f#$k did you have to say that?!?

"
After a slight hesitation(she was boiling), she told me to leave, and the phone calls to our respective companies ensued. Needless to say, I should not have sworn, but it was a knee-jerk reaction. The worse part is that I had to go back and apologize, while listening to her tell me how she wanted to chase me out to the parking lot and beat the crap out of me when it happened, as well as her continually saying "Don't even go there!" in a Jerry Springer trailer park bitch fashion
The lesson that this taught me is to keep my cool with morons at all costs, because you end up looking as stupid as they are.