I'm on vacation and its SWEET!!
On another note..a few weeks ago when I was finishing work and heading back to the building at night, I had some dumb bitch merge into the side of the vehicle I was driving. Note the word MERGE. I was in the left lane and the right lane was ending. A vehicle pulled up along my right side real quick but ran out of lane so she tried to push me over or merge into me. I hear a thud and think WTF was that and what is this person doing. She hit the brakes and the horn. I went a short distance and pulled into the road I needed to go down then stopped and expected that SUV to follow. She kept going straight and honking her horn. I got a small dent in the side of the vehicle and a scratch. Her mirror was busted and hanging by the wires.
I go to the office to report it and while filling out the paperwork she called the 800 number to file a complaint about me. SHe said I pasted her and hit her. Shortly after I was done the paperwork of covering my butt, the supervisors called her and put it on the speakerphone so I could hear. She changed her story a couple of times and didn't want to talk to the police or the insurance company even though the supervisor brought it up. She just wanted to let them know that I was a A hole. The next day we reported it to the police and gave them the phone number.
Something wasn't right if she didn't want to get the police or insurance involved. Bitch tried passing me on the right on a stretch of road that only has two lanes on one side for a very short distance, maybe 200 feet.
I didn't get in trouble for it with work so that was good.
I have another story about running over someones pet a few months ago but I won't go into that here. I'll have to save that for the next time we get togther. Its an even better story than the one above.