North East SSoM Members!!!
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thats funny.
Hold on to your original springs and stuff in case you ever want to put the ride height back to stock.
thats great! Especially since she hasn't given you a JOB since your birthday last year.
Its just too easy busting your balls about that. Im sure you are good at busting your own balls in the bathroom.
Bryan, I found this over on SVTP, and of course it made me think of you
COMMON WORK POOPING TERMINOLOGY
CROP DUSTING
When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in
your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came
from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has
been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left
your pants.
FLY BY
The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check
for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back
again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become
suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.
ESCAPEE
A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a
poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of
embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not
happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend
you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all
involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.
JAILBREAK
When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace.
This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should
happen do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom
to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.
COURTESY FLUSH
The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water.
This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom.
This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.
WALK OF SHAME
Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just
stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone
walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell
does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.
OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER
A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often
see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or
magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the
Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.
THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK ( P.F.N)
A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooping
goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the
whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.
SAFE HAVENS
A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least
expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex.
This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the
bathroom.
TURD BURGLAR
Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to
force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments
that can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs, remain in
the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all
uncomfortable eye contact.
CAMO-COUGH
A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you
are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert
potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with
an ASTAIRE.
ASTAIRE
A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you
are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is
occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the
pooper can poop in peace.
WATERMELON
A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This
is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on,
create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.
HAVANAOMELET
A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet
water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an
Astaire.
UNCLE TED
A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend
extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle
Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always
wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as
the other bathroom attendees.
COMMON WORK POOPING TERMINOLOGY
CROP DUSTING
When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in
your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came
from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has
been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left
your pants.
FLY BY
The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check
for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back
again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become
suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.
ESCAPEE
A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a
poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of
embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not
happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend
you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all
involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.
JAILBREAK
When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace.
This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should
happen do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom
to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.
COURTESY FLUSH
The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water.
This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom.
This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.
WALK OF SHAME
Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just
stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone
walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell
does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.
OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER
A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often
see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or
magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the
Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.
THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK ( P.F.N)
A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooping
goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the
whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.
SAFE HAVENS
A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least
expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex.
This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the
bathroom.
TURD BURGLAR
Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to
force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments
that can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs, remain in
the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all
uncomfortable eye contact.
CAMO-COUGH
A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you
are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert
potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with
an ASTAIRE.
ASTAIRE
A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you
are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is
occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the
pooper can poop in peace.
WATERMELON
A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This
is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on,
create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.
HAVANAOMELET
A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet
water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an
Astaire.
UNCLE TED
A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend
extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle
Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always
wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as
the other bathroom attendees.
Hey guess what?
Fed Ex sucks!!!!!
first off the package Ive been waiting for requires a signature ( UPS just drops stuff off at my front door) Second of all the morons have been delivering to the wrong house since last weds. The tracking page says a delivery attempt was made at 8:34PM weds night and I was home b/c I got home from work at 6:50 and did not go anywhere and no Fed Ex guy ever showed up here. Yesterday they said a delivery attempt was made at 7:20PM and no one was here at that time but the online tracking page says the recipient refused the package ( b/c they were at the wrong house!!! no one was here to refuse anything!!) What a bunch of idiots they have delivered here before and its never been an issue. The page says its been out for delivery since 8:30AM but I have not seen them yet. If they dont get it right today someone is getting bitched at on Monday at the sorting hub.
These ass hats really piss me off
http://www.fedex.com/Tracking?ascen...language=english&tracknumbers=534106710023543
You would think after not even going to the right house they would make it priority to get it to the right house ASAP but they didnt even try today. Im slightly pissed!
Fed Ex sucks!!!!!
first off the package Ive been waiting for requires a signature ( UPS just drops stuff off at my front door) Second of all the morons have been delivering to the wrong house since last weds. The tracking page says a delivery attempt was made at 8:34PM weds night and I was home b/c I got home from work at 6:50 and did not go anywhere and no Fed Ex guy ever showed up here. Yesterday they said a delivery attempt was made at 7:20PM and no one was here at that time but the online tracking page says the recipient refused the package ( b/c they were at the wrong house!!! no one was here to refuse anything!!) What a bunch of idiots they have delivered here before and its never been an issue. The page says its been out for delivery since 8:30AM but I have not seen them yet. If they dont get it right today someone is getting bitched at on Monday at the sorting hub.
These ass hats really piss me off
http://www.fedex.com/Tracking?ascen...language=english&tracknumbers=534106710023543
You would think after not even going to the right house they would make it priority to get it to the right house ASAP but they didnt even try today. Im slightly pissed!
Looks like you will have to wait just a little longer to get your giant dildo
http://www.collegeslackers.com/video/490
http://www.collegeslackers.com/video/490
Dan_Soprano
15 Year Member
You can drop them off at my parents house and they can bring them the next time they come down.
I want one for the CobraYeah its a Shoei Diobolic 2. Retail $450, Ebay $360 shipped. Needed something better then my $150 HJC that I had bought at Epping a few yrs back just for the track. Its fine for that stuff but for riding I wanted something more comfortable and something that fit better.
DoubleONegative
Active Member
DoubleONegative
Active Member
i would think you would want to try it on before hand...or did you already at a bike shop???
Already did at the bike shop. The large in the HJC and the Shoei is just a tad to big for me so I had to go w/ a medium. I tried that same helmet on and the large felt a lot like my HJC. Plus a medium should fit me pretty well according to the Shoei sizing chart.
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